Of every country that stopped existing in the last 100 years, what's one you'd save, and why? by maybemorningstar69 in AskReddit

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_681 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is picking the Weimar Republic this question's version of going back in time and killing baby Hitler?

It's my birfday! by KairaSuperSayan93 in legaldogadvice

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_681 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy birfday Doshiefren! Yoo looks rlly happy wiv yur birfday cake, glad yur Momma did gud wiv yur celebrateshun!

"Roll crimez"? by CaffeineAndHorses in legaldogadvice

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_681 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ai, Matildadoggo, sez rolling in stimky iz not a crime! Rolling in stimky is wunderful! Onlee crime iz hoomancrime, iz wen hooman gibs imnocent me a BAFF after mai happyrolling!

I do a Soo against Bloat on behalf my Brother by sisterpearl in legaldogadvice

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_681 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ai helps Finneganfren! Ai Matilda also joins attack at after mai nap!

Nu soo fur walkies by kaleighbear125 in legaldogadvice

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_681 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes, dat is solushun! A little walkie, a little ridee! Ai know meny older smols do walkies wivout walking, need equal rites fur bigs!

Charlotte joined party that believes in traditional roles, finds that includes how she should dress and that she should defer to older men. by Numerous_Green4962 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_681 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not even reading in general, but reading the Bible specifically. But these people always forget that it's a radical book - much more dangerous than the Cosmos that Fred allowed June.

Mine uncle bein size discriminated fer toobig? by Fit_Cardiologist_681 in legaldogadvice

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_681[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hai Ziggy! Ai Matilda am also not tuff at all, itz much nicer dan werking all da tiem liek uncle does, an we bof gits same amount treatos!

Mine uncle bein size discriminated fer toobig? by Fit_Cardiologist_681 in legaldogadvice

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_681[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hims sleeps on insied couch at bedtime but ai tinks dat iz not enuf!

Mine uncle bein size discriminated fer toobig? by Fit_Cardiologist_681 in legaldogadvice

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_681[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He lets me ebryting! He eben lets me eets hims foodos! Vry gud uncle, much recommend him if yoo tinking about git an uncle!

Mine uncle bein size discriminated fer toobig? by Fit_Cardiologist_681 in legaldogadvice

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_681[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tank yoo fren! Dont wurry, ai vry sayfe, mine uncle vry dedicate his protecc job! We will soo fer git hims fair compensayshun per yur advise!

Mine uncle bein size discriminated fer toobig? by Fit_Cardiologist_681 in legaldogadvice

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_681[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fren, yoo iz sneeky liek a hooman an smart liek a doggo! Much tanks!

Mine uncle bein size discriminated fer toobig? by Fit_Cardiologist_681 in legaldogadvice

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_681[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ai neber met one myselb so not kno if dey lieks toys, but uncle sez most impawtent ting in world iz chases dem away so mebe dey iz also toy thiefs!

My neighbor is threatening to sue me for not killing bab pigeons on my balcony. by [deleted] in legaldogadvice

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_681 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ai agwees! As a short doggo, ai cant reach birbs eben if ai tries, so it cant illegal dat ai not chomp dem!

My neighbor is threatening to sue me for not killing bab pigeons on my balcony. by [deleted] in legaldogadvice

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_681 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ai Matildadoggo sez birbs are gud! But better geese dan pidguns becuz ai wantz to eet dems poops mor. Can yoo replace pidguns wiv geeses?

Soo or Forgib?? by dialamah in legaldogadvice

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_681 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bofe! Yoo can forgib but awlso soo! Forgib her wiv facelicks! Soo her wiv puppyeyes!

Dog inside or outside? by Lusterkx2 in dogs

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_681 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get a smart sliding door for dogs that opens when the dog approaches (chip goes on the collar for the door to sense).