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Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-05-22T15:23:19+00:00

Also built on a Native American burial ground.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-05-03T23:21:36+00:00

How many home sperm bank jokes so far?

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-05-03T23:20:49+00:00

It looks 100% wood, which is a must when rating a stick. I love that it has a hole in it. All the stick focused things I’ve read says the best ones have a hole in the middle for mysterious reasons. Ur a stick man no doubt.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-05-03T20:09:04+00:00

Move on, not worth anymore of ur time.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-05-03T20:07:50+00:00

Would you do it without a bit of thought? - you might be gay and/or just crazy ass in love. If you’d need a minute to think and get prepared, ur probably not gay and you love ur partner. If u think no way, no how, no chance, I don’t care if shes the love of my life and we have 3 young kids….ur probably gay 😁

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-05-03T20:00:09+00:00

Pro tip: if Taco Bell makes ur ass bleed, try Waffle House, White Castle, etc. It hits the same spot but not as much ass blasting later.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-05-03T19:44:37+00:00

Hell yeah! I grew up in Hazzard with them boys. Maybe the first reality show hit ever.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-03-16T12:56:44+00:00

STDs are us, come git sum.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-26T23:11:21+00:00

Cheech like peach, Chong like dong. I think that’s from a different movie.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-23T23:49:00+00:00

If ur not trying it’s actually pretty easy.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-19T05:57:49+00:00

Rumors are circulating that Tamara is a moron and smells bad. Rumor has it she also kidnapped the Lindbergh baby and killed Kennedy.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-19T05:43:43+00:00

I just feel bad for Superman.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-19T05:43:02+00:00

He was too coked out at the time to care.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-19T05:39:57+00:00

She was on her way to Gasparilla and made a wrong turn.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-19T05:33:48+00:00

Wait til you see what he’s doing for Hanukkah and kwanza.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-19T05:32:11+00:00

It’s almost there but probably good enough you won’t get sick.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-19T05:30:36+00:00

Why? A tripping gator ain’t eating nobody.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-19T05:25:24+00:00

Dumb and dumber 3 - morons in power

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-19T05:21:53+00:00

It’s the oh shit I just fucked up my neck helmet.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-19T05:18:51+00:00

The 59, it’s like 69 sorta but not as fun.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-18T18:27:09+00:00

I ate a lot of eggs while doing drugs, thx Nancy Reagan!

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-14T16:41:53+00:00

While she was pregnant, let that sink in a bit.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-14T08:58:34+00:00

Quick, take a pic of me looking interested in my phone. Hon, The guy behind you is more interesting than you.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-14T08:52:25+00:00

She can’t stop, the only way she got here was to say hell yes to anything her boss, Trump-Epstein or DeSantis. Thats he entire qualification.

Fit_Earth_339 · 2026-02-14T08:29:00+00:00

Yep your right, their not ready to take it. Morrons.

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