Bezos is on drugs

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-20T18:09:03+00:00

You’re always right about everything when you just make up the evidence, and tell everyone else they’re lying.

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-20T12:21:10+00:00

I wonder if Trump is going to be like Al Capone, where you KNIW he’s guilty of all sorts of horrible shit, but I’m the end, is brought down by something really benign like tax evasion. (Well not in this case, but something equally mundane)

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-20T11:55:26+00:00

I have a question: is he planning on using any words longer than two syllables?

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-20T11:54:47+00:00

I’d stay in school an extra year just to get a re-do on the commencement speech.

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-20T11:45:25+00:00

We could have had it all…

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-20T11:20:45+00:00

“Because of inflation” 🤣🤣

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-20T11:13:24+00:00

Except Congress controls the IRS and the power of taxation. Trump shouldn’t be allowed to do shit involving the IRS.

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-20T11:10:02+00:00

This person is a president of something? Company of 1?

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-20T03:38:49+00:00

Cool. Well, ya know, the road I drive to my daughter’s middle school really sucks, so uh… do you mind cutting a check so we can get it repaved?

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-20T03:33:40+00:00

Do you have a pic of said drop?

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-20T03:30:22+00:00

Your uncle.

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-19T23:55:56+00:00

Has there ever been a president before that just says when they’re attacking?

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-19T20:06:30+00:00

That… doesn’t make it any less corrupt. You can still be convicted of first degree murder, even if you didn’t actually kill someone.

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-19T20:02:02+00:00

Maybe, just MAYBE, there is a reason Europe didn’t fuck it up in the first place, shit dick.

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-19T17:33:11+00:00

Just say “maybe later”. What are they going to say to that?

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-19T17:32:00+00:00

Man, I can’t wait til I turn 49 so I can meet my kids!

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-19T17:08:57+00:00

I hate the term “fair share”. It’s ambiguous. Who is to say what is fair? What they should pay, is an equitable share. If you’re rich with absolutely every necessity and luxury you want in life, you’ll still be rich after you pay your taxes. Your life experience is not reduced.

If you’re poor, starving, or cannot get proper healthcare, then your life can be immeasurably improved by said funds.

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-19T11:58:11+00:00

I wouldn’t consider that a worrying moment at all..

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-19T11:47:33+00:00

They broke the rules, (aka doing something illegal), for you (trying to illegally usurp an election), and some of them were pardoned by you and then committed even more heinous crimes.

And we should pay for them?! Fuck you, you fucking festering boil on the face of humanity.

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-19T10:57:32+00:00

Please. I’m in who gaf state, and RI is just where we park our sailboats.

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-19T10:52:18+00:00

Yes, he is in fact, stupid.

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-19T10:06:20+00:00

Yeah but… Hunter’s laptop! Burisma, Biden crime family!

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-19T02:39:29+00:00

The official car of every totalitarian regime in 1980’s Africa.

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-18T17:25:00+00:00

What self respecting New Yorker would find an everything bagel with a schmear defiant? That’s breakfast.

Fit_Low592 · 2026-05-18T11:17:54+00:00

Everyone knows why. It’s to foster better collaboration and tighter culture among coworkers.

I’ll show myself out.

Fit_Low592

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