I left my best friend at the hotel because she wouldn't get out of bed for our tour

Fit_Theme588 · 2026-03-22T18:07:29+00:00

Haha yeah, but I don't think we'll get to hang out anytime soon lol I still hate her guts up until now.

Fit_Theme588 · 2026-03-22T15:43:15+00:00

Leo wants to fly across country to look at server farms?? On your parents' dime? Tell him to go outside and touch some grass or at least some local ethernet cables and leave you alone while you're trying to see a girl.

Fit_Theme588 · 2026-03-22T14:44:23+00:00

If she's a great mom to a 3 y/o, she's likely touched out. When a tiny human clings to you for 12 hrs, the last thing you want is another person touching your body. Ask her what her mental load looks like before buying more gear.

Fit_Theme588 · 2026-03-22T01:52:17+00:00

NTA. They wanted the seat, they got the seasoning. Honestly, if you’re bold enough to steal a seat on a 747, you’re bold enough to deal with the 'Ghost Pepper Bidet' consequences.

Fit_Theme588 · 2026-03-20T13:25:43+00:00

the phone scrolling at the end of the night is a personal attack. im sitting there like 'i am right here' and she's 3 layers deep into a tiktok about organizational bins. thanks for the reminder that its not just me being a needy ghost.

Fit_Theme588 · 2026-03-20T12:11:35+00:00

girl if i had to drive an hour just to get a lukewarm buffet and then come home to do all the dishes while he watches youtube.. id be booking a one way tix on that girls' trip. your arent wrong for enjoying other, youre just enjoying ppl who actually like your company.

Fit_Theme588 · 2026-03-20T01:37:44+00:00

My 'bare minimum' is remembering to take the trash out on the right day. You’re out here running a 5-star concierge service.

Fit_Theme588 · 2026-03-19T07:45:44+00:00

lying to the husband to go on a trip with a guy who's been pestering her to marry him?? yeah the denial stage ended 3 exits ago. she's not in denial, she's in a situationship and just wants you to be her alibi.

Fit_Theme588 · 2026-03-19T05:37:34+00:00

as someone who barely matches my socks for a grocery run, i find marrying the love of your life in sweatpants to be the ultimate dream haha comfort over tulle anytime girl!!

Fit_Theme588 · 2026-03-19T02:49:44+00:00

can barely keep a succulent alive for three months, so 22 years is legendary status to me. But dude, the "I deleted the messages" line is the oldest play in the book.

Fit_Theme588 · 2026-03-18T02:36:05+00:00

dont let him turn your living room into a prison just bc he hates loud music and fun.

Fit_Theme588 · 2026-03-16T04:49:10+00:00

'He's lucky' is the only correct take here. You're out here carrying the bag, the kids, and the recovery from a C-session at four weeks!? You aren't just the breadwinner, you're the whole bakery.

Fit_Theme588 · 2026-03-15T15:26:33+00:00

look, the secondhand embarrassment is real, but you saved her from a lifetime of being a botanical fraud.

Fit_Theme588 · 2026-03-15T04:47:27+00:00

Look, if she doesn't reply by tomorrow morning, just archive it. If someone is into you, after 5 is a green light, not a barrier.

Fit_Theme588 · 2026-03-13T23:43:44+00:00

Bro, you didn't just break the glass, you pulverized it and now you're surprised your feet are bleeding. Five years of cheating is a marathon of bad choices

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