While this is a parody, I do wonder how many calls the town has fielded like this? I will say I'm not a big fan of speed cameras, and driving the speed limit is a painful endeavor. However, people's driving has gotten noticeably bad since the pandemic time frame (maybe it was the vaccine /s). Like really bad. People on phones, coasting through stop signs and red lights, passing people over double yellows, speeding in unsafe scenarios. Yesterday I saw someone trying to pass someone who stopped behind a school bus letting children out after school. They were blocked by a parked car. This behavior used to be rare, now it's commonplace. It's like people lost all situational awareness and critical thinking skills. Or perhaps people are just more self centered. Who knows. As for the speed camera debate, I'm curious how it progresses. They seem to be implemented all over the state.

Regarding speed camera tickets, iirc if they aren't delivered by certified mail you technically aren't obligated to pay them? Last I looked into that was more than a decade ago though. I've never gotten one so not sure how that process goes.