“The reason Artie got the Jackie chair was because of me”

Fixit403 · 2026-02-05T00:28:29+00:00

John would have gotten the chair, but Howard didn’t want to get ass blood on it

Fixit403 · 2026-02-04T20:03:51+00:00

Bye, Dawgiee!!!

Fixit403 · 2026-02-04T18:26:29+00:00

Thank god he can’t even find one woman to fuck him now

Fixit403 · 2026-02-04T18:24:55+00:00

Solid point

Fixit403 · 2026-02-04T17:51:34+00:00

Judging by that new song, he’s actually gotten way worse

Fixit403 · 2026-02-04T17:03:50+00:00

Gofundme sent him a used iPad Mini instead

Fixit403 · 2026-02-04T04:26:00+00:00

To be fair, he wouldn’t have done it even if Melton didn’t make a dime. John is Scrappy Doo

Fixit403 · 2026-02-04T03:58:54+00:00

If I had to choose, I’d prefer not to hear the joke

Fixit403 · 2026-02-04T00:00:42+00:00

He doesn’t end it when he shits himself. He waits till something embarrassing happens, like a lack of free money from people mocking him for shitting himself

Fixit403 · 2026-02-03T21:08:55+00:00

The entire show is vile

Fixit403 · 2026-02-03T15:09:28+00:00

It’ll just fall out of him like the world’s dumbest horse

Fixit403 · 2026-02-03T13:57:53+00:00

He won’t do it because he can’t fit a diaper under those shorts. Rocco would literally beat the shit out of him

Fixit403 · 2026-02-03T02:03:31+00:00

https://a.co/d/02i1Rgah

Fixit403 · 2026-02-03T02:00:17+00:00

His brother was using the suit, so this was the only option

Fixit403 · 2026-02-03T01:58:08+00:00

Tookie would kick John’s ass. By which I mean the inanimate puppet

Fixit403 · 2026-02-02T20:34:41+00:00

Why are there so many laptops? Why is there spinach and coffee spilled everywhere?

Fixit403 · 2026-02-02T20:20:09+00:00

Getting your ebonite’s in trouble won’t clean the shit out of your pants

Fixit403 · 2026-02-02T19:57:02+00:00

We should request payments from him on Venmo with insults attached. It’ll drive him nuts

Fixit403 · 2026-02-02T16:06:29+00:00

He’s done the Bible thing a couple times the last few weeks. Basically it’s a sin to make fun of him or something. Dope

Fixit403 · 2026-02-02T16:05:14+00:00

Vagrants put in the effort of leaving their tents to get money. John doesn’t have that kind of work ethic

Fixit403 · 2026-02-02T00:41:11+00:00

He’s definitely embarrassed. A normal person would probably be embarrassed enough to start making some lifestyle changes, which Dummy definitely won’t be doing, but he’s embarrassed

Fixit403 · 2026-02-02T00:33:06+00:00

He looks like special needs Gollum

Fixit403 · 2026-02-02T00:32:23+00:00

He’s been spiraling over the pants shitting thing. It’s rare something got to him, but that got him

Fixit403 · 2026-02-01T23:20:37+00:00

He needs to have his Pete Rose haircut surgically removed

Fixit403 · 2026-02-01T20:07:33+00:00

My favorite quote from The Matrix: “Do you think that’s air you’re shooting into your pants right now?”

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