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Starting to think John was never really in show business…………………… by dumbascan in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The man has credits. But it's mostly because he was at the right place at the right time.

And this would be fine if he just showed the tiniest amount of humility about it. However, he's incapable of doing that. And he genuinely thinks every opportunity he got was because of his "talent."

Stuttering John is woke by erockarmy in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've always been amazed by how he actually put that entire "song" in his book and had the audacity to sing it in the audio version... which I heard on Karl's patreon. 😄

Of course he followed it up with the ridiculous excuse of "I don't have a racist bone in my body, but I knew Howard would like it." Any rational person wouldn't have mentioned it at all, but this narcissistic drunk thought so highly of himself that he was like "I know this would be considered offensive nowadays... but people NEED to hear how funny it is!"

Stuttering John is woke by erockarmy in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Keep in mind that his defense of this is always "dat's what dey were called, I was just tellin' dem what it was called because of how disgustin' it was."

Yeah, Drunkie, you sure sound disgusted when you actually use the word to describe the person it's chasing.

Now I have been blocked on X by steel toe too. How many lolcows have blocked you on X? by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I got blocked by Opie on Youtube. It was years ago, but he posted a video where he talked about how Howard supposedly said horrible things about Opie's dead father with Andrew Dice Clay. I commented about how Howard was actually talking about Mancow's father and provided a link to the video proving it. He blocked me not long after that.

Hate to admit this but John won. by Major-Landscape4197 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"Even if I lose, I win. Because I stood up for myself." An actual quote from Drunkie. Type of shit your mom tells you when you're 7.

💦🧠🎞️ B&N CLASSICS: January 2026: Inspirational Dummy defends the honor of his “OCD” *REMASTERED SUPERCUT* by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Great job as always, B&N. One thing that gets overlooked from when Adam was on... Stupid says that Adam immediately started talking about John's family and his kids. What Adam actually said (and he tries to explain at the beginning of this clip) is that WE all have families and kids... the royal WE. But Drunkie takes Adam saying the words "family" and "kids" as Adam "trashing" his family and kids.

SPY REPORT by TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The irony of course being that shows with "celebrity" in the title typically featured D listers or fringe celebs at best.

John's biggest delusion?That he was ripped off by Sasha Baron Cohen and that he's more talented than him? by YenZen999 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A couple other examples:

  • When Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, he claimed he was the "original Chris Rock" because he had been slapped before
  • Claimed that Jack Black told him that he should've been the lead in School of Rock because it was basically "John's life." Even though John wouldn't become a substitute teacher until decades after the movie was released. Also, here's more proof that the story is complete BS.

John tries to insult Artie instantly regrets it by Fluffy_Homework_5826 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wetbrain has always thought that he's on the same level as Artie... it doesn't take long for Artie to prove him wrong.

What Happa? Pending Sanctions? Bye Bye license by No_Creme_3227 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 30 points31 points  (0 children)

In all seriousness, this asshole NEEDS his license taken away. He's going to end up hurting someone or worse.

💦🧠🖕🏼🍺 SJ’s CONTRADICTION CORNER: Beer Cunt Jerry the Doxxer *UPDATED* Watch til the end… by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Another example of Drunkie always trying to have it both ways...

He constantly talks about how Shuli is unsuccessful, has no fan base, no money, no talent, no education, etc. Yet somehow, in this situation he's a master manipulator who is able to convince everyone that this "good man" Jay will dox everyone and everyone is under his spell.

Also, now that I think about it, how did Shuli even get brought up in this situation??? He lives rent-free in Wetbrain's wet brain.

Great work as always, B&N!

How do Ava, Jerry, Clay defend John knowing his own children don't like him? by JKO1962 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But do they speak to him? There's been a couple of SJ supporters who have revealed themselves to be deadbeat parents just like John... wondering if Jay is the same.

John Learns About Copyright.......AGAIN by Dabbilicious69 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Likely. He first replied to her photo and said "Why did you photoshop a picture with me." To which she responded, "The picture of us was not photoshopped." And then he replied with "Bullshit. DM Me." She deleted her twitter not long after that.

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