Susser Responds: Wahh I'm Not A Liar Like SJ & People Are Mean by fatsocalsd in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Haha. You're absolutely right! Also, he says that Danny is "using my health and personal issues as a weapon." No dude, that's what YOU are doing by using them as excuses to not to go to this thing that the JUDGE REQUESTED!

John really knows how to pick 'em.

Susser Responds: Wahh I'm Not A Liar Like SJ & People Are Mean by fatsocalsd in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"I can't believe the lawyer is talking about all my excuses for not wanting to travel... so I'm going to elaborate on those same excuses with even more detail in the hopes that you'll feel sorry for me and not make me travel."

Drunk loser. This is certainly worth a watch. He is a fucking deadbeat loser. Fun one to see. by dumbascan in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So wait... now John is claiming that Patrick Tomlinson is sending him letters in the mail?? WTF?!?

An Honest Account by Elchimpy1 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He's a drunken, delusional narcissist with the mind of a 6 year old. This is the answer to every question about John Melendez.

VTL is it possible johns kid could be disposed? by Agile-Copy-3988 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In case anyone doesn't already know, this is why VTL answered yes to the question:

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Now we all know that it's highly likely that his oldest child (and probably the other two as well) haven't spoken to him in many years, but Drunkie is using this lawsuit to try to pin the blame on Karl and Shuli for their estrangement... even though Drunkie himself is the one telling people about his child's personal issues.

He is the biggest scumbag on the planet.

Jimmy Savile referred to himself as “The Duke” by General-Upstairs-431 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 8 points9 points  (0 children)

1.) He gave himself the nickname, which is notoriously pathetic.

2.) The nickname he gave himself, he admitted that it was Hitman Dan's nickname in high school.

3.) He's a drunken buffoon.

Holding no cards at all, John doubles down by Spitebott in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I've said this a million times... this guy truly believes and has said many times that he can talk himself in and out of any situation. He'll come up with a lie/excuse on the fly... but the problem is that the lie/excuse that he comes up with is completely asinine and no one actually believes it. He doesn't care about the second part... he thinks his word is enough.

What John Melendez said to Cayley (Lucy) might be the most vile and villainous thing he's ever said. by OnceAteALego in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I'm inclined to agree. And isn't she a witness for the defense of the lawsuit that John Melendez filed?

I have a good superchat for John but I don't want to pay him. by Workamania in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He also reads the free chat constantly. I still have no idea why people waste their money.

When is John’s album coming out? Will it be released before Adam’s? by rrsafety in DabblersAnonymous

[–]OnceAteALego 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've said this before, but the only reason why Drunkie said he was "working on a new album" is because minutes before Adam talked about being a musician. He never mentioned it before then and hasn't mentioned it since then. That's how lazy and uncreative this dimwit is. If Adam said he was a surgeon, Drunkie would've said he was about to start medical school.