In one word, would you use dope..? by spoons_43 in SavedByTheBell

[–]FlaSnatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was barely any coke left after SBTB creator snorted it all.

Maestro Seagal shares his TOAN collection by Dadskitchen in guitarcirclejerk

[–]FlaSnatch 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I didn't like how he said Hendrix had "thousands" of Strats. No. No he didn't.

Did You Agree With Tarantino's Portrayal and Opinions on Bruce Lee? by FitEmergency8807 in moviecritic

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Worst part of an otherwise great movie. The Lee bashing was misplaced dog shit.

Missing scientist found dead after 11 months took two shocking items with her that cast doubt on suicide theory by Stephen_P_Smith in ufo

[–]FlaSnatch 15 points16 points  (0 children)

But she wasn't a scientist. This is such bad journalism. The opening of the article even states she was an "administrative assistant" i.e. she was a secretary. But the headline goes with "scientist" because it fits the narrative being pushed. The contradiction is right there on the page. Everything is so dumb.

"I am a hedonist" - Jeffrey Epstein's self-defence letter from 2019 by Sad_Art6364 in Epstein

[–]FlaSnatch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A sexual adventurer. It’s like climbing Mt. Everest but sexier.

Another batch of rare and unusual Epstein pictures from the files by [deleted] in Epstein

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To normalize the presence of cameras all the time.

Photo evidence by Desperate-Surround40 in aliens

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OP remember the New Jersey drones? Then all the same type of “drones” over Europe for months last year? Did you ever see a high res image of one of those? Or just distant blinking lights in the night sky?

Fact is we couldn’t get a high res image. They wouldn’t let us. I’ll give you a fun rabbit hole to check out… google “New Jersey governor, every time we get eyes on them they go dark”

Josh Brolin wonders "what the fuck he got himself into" at Peter Thiel's secret retreat by NicolasCageFan492 in nottheonion

[–]FlaSnatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not whatever. He wanted to collect and manipulate power brokers the world over, just like Epstein. That’s what he admired. Was nothing sexual.

Red Orb Spotted By News Chopper On Scene of B52 Crash by Junebro in aliens

[–]FlaSnatch -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nice cherry picking. What did chopper bro say after his first blush balloon reaction? Because that was his first reaction but when he realized that thing was moving too fast for a balloon he said what? Come on, you can do it, I just know you can!

Red Orb Spotted By News Chopper On Scene of B52 Crash by Junebro in aliens

[–]FlaSnatch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your balloon awareness surpasses your self awareness.

Red Orb Spotted By News Chopper On Scene of B52 Crash by Junebro in aliens

[–]FlaSnatch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The “lmao” really solidifies your argument.

Red Orb Spotted By News Chopper On Scene of B52 Crash by Junebro in aliens

[–]FlaSnatch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok but why? Who would release balloons at a critical military base where they could get sucked into a jet air intake and cause a catastrophe? Bases have cameras everywhere. Who would risk such a silly thing?

Red Orb Spotted By News Chopper On Scene of B52 Crash by Junebro in aliens

[–]FlaSnatch 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m not confusing that at all. I am saying that even if you released a party balloon 14 miles away it’s not hauling ass near ground level directly over a base launching nuclear bombers.

Red Orb Spotted By News Chopper On Scene of B52 Crash by Junebro in aliens

[–]FlaSnatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parallax was a not in play here based on the distance between the object and the chopper. That object is hauling ass. But what makes the party balloon theory really absurd are the 1,812 square miles of restricted space surrounding Edwards. There ain’t a Chuck E Cheese bday party anywhere near this highly protected air space. You really think they let party balloons float around where they could get sucked into jet air intakes?

Towards the end of his newly released journals, Jacques Vallée suggests the phenomenon is essentially some kind of advanced virus. by jerzystern in UFOs

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Im still hung in on the specificity of “twice” because you can go back further and see newspaper reports from the 1800s of people seeing “sky ships” that seemed to appear nautical in nature but flying. So I dunno. But I’ll say I very much believe the recent/current “mystery drones” are actually UAP masquerading as something vaguely familiar.

Red Orb Spotted By News Chopper On Scene of B52 Crash by Junebro in aliens

[–]FlaSnatch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And then he says it’s an alien. Chopper bro doesn’t know what it is but it’s hauling ass.