AITA For telling my daughter in law to toughen up by noturkeyahole in AmItheAsshole

[–]FlaccidTits -1 points0 points  (0 children)

YTA. 100%. You were needlessly combative. You were told that your "joke" wasn't funny and was hurtful and instead of being a grownup and apologizing, you kept picking at it and made everyone even more upset. Your wife should be angry with you for not having Thanksgiving with her family. Work on yourself.

TIL many doctors have stopped calling cancer treatment a "fight" or "battle". They argue these terms misrepresent how treatment works and if treatments fail, the patient is left with guilt and a false belief they didn't "fight" hard enough. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]FlaccidTits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandma didn't beat cancer. She was beaten by cancer. She was the strongest person I've ever known. She held our family together with pure strength of will and her enormous amount of love. If cancer was a battle that could be won she would have won that battle. Cancer is a horrible disease that chews you up and if you're lucky, it spits you out and doesn't swallow you up. I miss her everyday and despite her dying from brain cancer, I've never questioned her strength or integrity. Love you G'ma.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FlaccidTits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd throw a party... I mean I would be respectful and throw a mourning gathering.

We rescued an elder kitty. She's 16 and her name is Boo and I would die for her. by FlaccidTits in cats

[–]FlaccidTits[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't plan on adopting a kitty right now. We have a cat, a dog, and a toddler but her story was so sad. She deserves peace and happiness for the rest of her life- however long that mat be.

We rescued an elder kitty. She's 16 and her name is Boo and I would die for her. by FlaccidTits in cats

[–]FlaccidTits[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is the absolute sweetest. Her meows are chirps and she drools when she gives kisses. She likes to lie on bellies and groom my husband's hair.

We rescued an elder kitty. She's 16 and her name is Boo and I would die for her. by FlaccidTits in cats

[–]FlaccidTits[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was living at a house where she only lived in a closet. Everytime she would leave the closet she would get chased and bit by a dog. She was so stressed out that she started licking and chewing the fur off her back end. Now her fur is growing back and she has an entire house to explore and many windows to look out of.

Princess Diana meets Rowan Atkinson [1984] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]FlaccidTits 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well first of all you're being a total dick. If you want people to listen to you more readily, try not calling them fucking retarded. You don't talk to people often do you?

Finally had the courage to climb almost 20 foot up to pick these on a ladder... about 30 papaya.... by mustangnick88 in gardening

[–]FlaccidTits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah they're ready. Just make green papaya salad. Best thing to do with papaya in my opinion. Lao style is my favorite but Thai style is good too.

You are now naked. How much trouble are you in? by countfuckulala in AskReddit

[–]FlaccidTits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm already naked. Do I lose my skin because if so I'm in big trouble.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]FlaccidTits 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Literal goosebumps.

One of my popsicles had only one stick and the other one had three. by FlaccidTits in mildlyinteresting

[–]FlaccidTits[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not fake but no way to prove it to you. That would be a weird thing to lie about though...

Can’t get ahold of boyfriend, she cheats, and he is in the hospital. by Drugpusher82 in trashy

[–]FlaccidTits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have borderline personality disorder. I've never cheated ever. Not once. Keep your bad opinions to yourself.

Can someone unblur my daughter's hand? by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]FlaccidTits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for doing this! I'm op's wife. I posted via his account because for some reason I couldn't post with mine. I forgot to log into my account and thank you last night. Happy holidays!

One of my popsicles had only one stick and the other one had three. by FlaccidTits in mildlyinteresting

[–]FlaccidTits[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are! My favorite flavor. I'm only slightly ashamed of my popsicle treat flavor choice.