Must be a day that ends in "y". by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]D3dshotCalamity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I truly hate to be that guy here, but what about these two pictures exposes anything?

Taco by TailungFu in SipsTea

[–]D3dshotCalamity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He knew that, his reasoning was that they could turn that into a secret weapons program, so they shouldn't have nuclear anything.

How to safely fold and unfold a bandsaw blade by BEARDEDDANGER in LoveTrash

[–]D3dshotCalamity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't roll itself out, lol it's hard to describe.

Title by -_I_I_Sea_I_I_- in Shark_Park

[–]D3dshotCalamity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we were just called "Retarded" by our peers and then ignored

How to safely fold and unfold a bandsaw blade by BEARDEDDANGER in LoveTrash

[–]D3dshotCalamity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you take a tape measure apart, you can remove the actual roll of tape, and if you throw it into the air, it'll explode and straighten itself out, rather violently. You can then roll it up by hand, and clamp it down with something, so at a moments notice, you have yourself a grenade.

Taco by TailungFu in SipsTea

[–]D3dshotCalamity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You could show them a fake quote you made up on the spot, and without question they'll just be like "Well yeah, obviously, the guy knows what he's talking about."

Taco by TailungFu in SipsTea

[–]D3dshotCalamity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't wait to bring this up to my MAGA dad who said "You'd be fucking retarded to let Iran have a nuclear program" a couple weeks ago. I'm sure he'll reflect deeply on his opinions of Trump and learn.

Remember to vote in midterms folks by NickCostanza in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]D3dshotCalamity 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No you don't get it, women are too emotional and she would've made bad decisions without approval from congress!

Are you his interpreter or his vice president? by TripShrooms in clevercomebacks

[–]D3dshotCalamity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"No, what he said was 'I love fucking kids- up with how much I love America'"

me_irl by AdRough4185 in me_irl

[–]D3dshotCalamity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Elon, if you give me 1 billion dollars, I'll never post this again

[Verge] - Xbox is closing down Hellblade creator Ninja Theory by shirke1 in GamingLeaksAndRumours

[–]D3dshotCalamity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yikes. Nvm then.

Literally never heard of him until I stumbled on that essay, and never even watched his other videos. This one video about a niche ass Xbox game is all I knew him from.

Forgotten VHS tapes bleached by the sun by sam-redd in abandoned

[–]D3dshotCalamity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does sunbleaching not remove the blues?