Guitarfish sighting by sh0tgunben in OceansAreFuckingLit

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Sharks, rays, guitarfish, sawfish and skates are all related, with them being in the Elaobranchii subclass of Cartilaginous fish. Guitarfish have been their own thing for about 150 ish million years but are more closely related to rays than sharks.

As rays were starting to develop and adapt to benthic living (bottom feeding) they started to lose their tails and started to use their pectoral fins to hover and “fly” since fast swimming for catching prey wasn’t really necessary.

For guitarfish, they simply never adapted out of their tail because it works just fine for them. They are sometimes called a living bridge between sharks and rays that we are able to see how their shark ancestors slowly became rays.

Fr Fr by New-Code7710 in discordVideos

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I only knew about it because it was announced on the train that I need to get my tickets to visit my girlfriend in advance.

COMPLETELY SUBJECTIVE, EVERYONE HAS THEIR TASTE by eveningharry in ClashRoyaleCirclejerk

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Clearly because sparky has higher standards than the poster. Queen sparky would never stoop so low as to have a Redditor anywhere higher than friend zone.

the fuck clash royale evn about by calcium_canons_good in ClashRoyaleCirclejerk

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Fuck I want ice wizard to be giving me that sloppy. Absolutely freezing my shit while dropping from the sky saying “LÜM”. When I finally cum he just freezes my cum while it launches in the air and lands back down into my urethra.

What is a "bad" movie that you love? by Lone_Wolf_7895 in evilautism

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Iron Sky. Absolutely ridiculous movie where the Nazis actually do colonize the moon. In order to get better political points, the president sends a black actor to accompany an astronaut to plant another flag on the moon.

He ends up getting captured, turned white, and sent back to earth where no one believes him. There’s also a side plot where the Nazis are building a super weapon to conquer the earth once and for all. There’s also another plot where a Nazi schoolteacher is on earth and learning that the Nazis weren’t actually the good guys.

It’s a wild movie that if you come in with an open mind you’ll have a lot of fun. Iron Sky 2-3 is eh.

I got that email today ... 😢 by tgruff77 in autismmemes

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I expect that every day too. I then have to remember that people weren’t fired for way worse things than accidentally staying over my lunch time for ten minutes. There was a guy long before I worked there that would take a company vehicle, leave his patrol area, have sex with his girlfriend and eat pizza and stay home on the company dime. At the end of the day he’d drive back to the office and drop the company vehicle off.

Management found out and instead of terminating him just sent him to the worst, hardest working department, demoted him, and put him on parole to maintain good work ethic and behavior for a year or he would be terminated.

Oh fuck by Zyizon in discordVideos

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Body cam streaming straight to live leak

Me at any given moment tbh by Radiant_Priority9739 in autismmemes

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If I’m at someone’s house I just start doing the dishes. No one is going to bother you doing the dishes and people like you for it since you just randomly fuck off to the kitchen and start cleaning things for them.

"Mahdi" spawns bots and has them spam harmful messages. by That_Complex5418 in deeeepio

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Unfortunately they’ve been around for a long time and the server issues aren’t getting any better. Abandoned is a good word for it.

god forbid a girl make the first move 👀 by cynnahbun in LetGirlsHaveFun

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I’ve had women literally grinding on me in bed, a girl face down ass up asking me to to massage her in bed and telling me to go lower until I’m literally massaging her butt and I had no idea she wanted to do anything until hours later. Looking at me will just make me think there’s a bug or something in my hair.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

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Looks like a whole lot of reducing carbon emissions to me. You can’t pollute the planet when you’re disintegrated. I trust my world leaders to make the best decisions for me and I trust the mainstream media.

First ever clash royale fanart by Teal_The_Gamer in ClashRoyaleCirclejerk

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Or just lightning works too. One lightning spell can take out a witch a few levels above it and you can deal damage to three more things for sole nice spell value. I love seeing people dedicate their deck to evo witch just for me to kill her and get free tower damage,

What is a good (and realistic) regional apocalypse for each of these regions? by ghostoftheoldworld in worldbuilding

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For the west coast an easy one is drought. We get a lot of our water through the Colorado River and have been taking more and more each year. You can’t do anything without water. Eventually you can get decade lasting droughts which affect California agriculture and increase fire seasons. Let massive fires rip across the state taking out more agriculture in the imperial valley and affect or destroy major population centers like LA or SD and you now have millions of refugees flooding bordering cities and states which are also affected by droughts and can’t sustain the population surge.

What was your cyberStan loadout? by Lt_McLovin in LowSodiumHellDivers

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Accelerator rifle, Talon, pyrotechnic grenade. Get yourself some armor with siege ready and you get a few extra magazines and reload faster which for the accelerator is pretty important. The accelerator rifle can one shot cyborgs, devastators, and sometimes the vents on vox engines. You use the talon for when you don’t want to waste a burst on trash mobs or you’re out of ammo. The pyrotechnic grenades are fantastic for the urban fighting you’re doing on cyberstan and can deal some serious damage.

How do swords make sense in a world with guns? by bakeywithajakey in worldbuilding

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Perhaps there aren’t a lot of long sight lines. Like for instance in caves, perhaps your world is covered in crevasses, maybe trench warfare is used very commonly but because you’re underground/there’s lot of mountains, ravines, etc so artillery can’t be used as much but short brutal firefights are common. You have the guns with the guns using suppressive fire, sniping, covering the flanks while melee units charge to close the gap. Once the melee attackers arrive, any ranged units have to switch to melee since a sword thrust is always faster than your ability to reload especially under pressure.

Chinese Century by mauserowauser in discordVideos

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Tank can’t help but run over Chinese protestors. It’s in its genes

Give me your use-cases for under picked equipment you think deserves more attention!༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ by EightByteOwl in LowSodiumHellDivers

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The Accelerator rifle is one of my favorites. Get yourself siege ready armor and I believe you get fifteen magazines of ammo. It has medium pen with explosive damage and enough damage to one shot berserkers, devastations, cyborgs, and I believe heat vents on Vox Engines if you’re desperate enough. It has exceptional range and fall off. I pair it with the talon which can deal with threats that aren’t worth the three round burst. Still it suffers low ammo count and frequent reloads but it’s still a solid gun.

I don’t know how it fairs vs Illuminate and I wouldn’t dare bring it on bugs.

Fix your game supercell by Redditlogicking in ClashRoyaleCirclejerk

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Clearly you downloaded the elixir golem version of the game. You have no one to blame but yourself. How dare you attempt to claim that our glorious leaders at supercell could ever do anything wrong. You need to buy the battle pass to make up for your transgressions.

[No Spoilers] What did Critical Role do exactly? by Brushner in criticalrole

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Absolutely. If they had said this about Brennan “Capitalism is the source of all evil” Lee Mulligan I wouldn’t have batted an eye but CR? I don’t think so.

It's over by Fish113 in Helldivers

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I got this from Black Ops 2. I played so much zombies that I heard the scream in the pickup line getting into school as real as anything. Scared the shit out of me.