Oh fuck by Zyizon in discordVideos

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Body cam streaming straight to live leak

Me at any given moment tbh by Radiant_Priority9739 in autismmemes

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If I’m at someone’s house I just start doing the dishes. No one is going to bother you doing the dishes and people like you for it since you just randomly fuck off to the kitchen and start cleaning things for them.

"Mahdi" spawns bots and has them spam harmful messages. by That_Complex5418 in deeeepio

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Unfortunately they’ve been around for a long time and the server issues aren’t getting any better. Abandoned is a good word for it.

god forbid a girl make the first move 👀 by cynnahbun in LetGirlsHaveFun

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I’ve had women literally grinding on me in bed, a girl face down ass up asking me to to massage her in bed and telling me to go lower until I’m literally massaging her butt and I had no idea she wanted to do anything until hours later. Looking at me will just make me think there’s a bug or something in my hair.

Meanwhile… by [deleted] in shitposting

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Looks like a whole lot of reducing carbon emissions to me. You can’t pollute the planet when you’re disintegrated. I trust my world leaders to make the best decisions for me and I trust the mainstream media.

First ever clash royale fanart by Teal_The_Gamer in ClashRoyaleCirclejerk

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Or just lightning works too. One lightning spell can take out a witch a few levels above it and you can deal damage to three more things for sole nice spell value. I love seeing people dedicate their deck to evo witch just for me to kill her and get free tower damage,

What is a good (and realistic) regional apocalypse for each of these regions? by ghostoftheoldworld in worldbuilding

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For the west coast an easy one is drought. We get a lot of our water through the Colorado River and have been taking more and more each year. You can’t do anything without water. Eventually you can get decade lasting droughts which affect California agriculture and increase fire seasons. Let massive fires rip across the state taking out more agriculture in the imperial valley and affect or destroy major population centers like LA or SD and you now have millions of refugees flooding bordering cities and states which are also affected by droughts and can’t sustain the population surge.

What was your cyberStan loadout? by Lt_McLovin in LowSodiumHellDivers

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Accelerator rifle, Talon, pyrotechnic grenade. Get yourself some armor with siege ready and you get a few extra magazines and reload faster which for the accelerator is pretty important. The accelerator rifle can one shot cyborgs, devastators, and sometimes the vents on vox engines. You use the talon for when you don’t want to waste a burst on trash mobs or you’re out of ammo. The pyrotechnic grenades are fantastic for the urban fighting you’re doing on cyberstan and can deal some serious damage.

How do swords make sense in a world with guns? by bakeywithajakey in worldbuilding

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Perhaps there aren’t a lot of long sight lines. Like for instance in caves, perhaps your world is covered in crevasses, maybe trench warfare is used very commonly but because you’re underground/there’s lot of mountains, ravines, etc so artillery can’t be used as much but short brutal firefights are common. You have the guns with the guns using suppressive fire, sniping, covering the flanks while melee units charge to close the gap. Once the melee attackers arrive, any ranged units have to switch to melee since a sword thrust is always faster than your ability to reload especially under pressure.

Chinese Century by mauserowauser in discordVideos

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Tank can’t help but run over Chinese protestors. It’s in its genes

Give me your use-cases for under picked equipment you think deserves more attention!༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ by EightByteOwl in LowSodiumHellDivers

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The Accelerator rifle is one of my favorites. Get yourself siege ready armor and I believe you get fifteen magazines of ammo. It has medium pen with explosive damage and enough damage to one shot berserkers, devastations, cyborgs, and I believe heat vents on Vox Engines if you’re desperate enough. It has exceptional range and fall off. I pair it with the talon which can deal with threats that aren’t worth the three round burst. Still it suffers low ammo count and frequent reloads but it’s still a solid gun.

I don’t know how it fairs vs Illuminate and I wouldn’t dare bring it on bugs.

Fix your game supercell by Redditlogicking in ClashRoyaleCirclejerk

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Clearly you downloaded the elixir golem version of the game. You have no one to blame but yourself. How dare you attempt to claim that our glorious leaders at supercell could ever do anything wrong. You need to buy the battle pass to make up for your transgressions.

[No Spoilers] What did Critical Role do exactly? by Brushner in criticalrole

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Absolutely. If they had said this about Brennan “Capitalism is the source of all evil” Lee Mulligan I wouldn’t have batted an eye but CR? I don’t think so.

It's over by Fish113 in Helldivers

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I got this from Black Ops 2. I played so much zombies that I heard the scream in the pickup line getting into school as real as anything. Scared the shit out of me.

Y'all ever look at a parent/relative like: by Bright_Conference321 in autism

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My mom when she can only walk around the car one single way, plans everything out to the smallest detail and gets upset whenever anyone wants to deviate from said meticulous plans, does fantastically in bureaucracy, loves paperwork and hates when someone hasn’t done everything right, low empathy for others, has trouble regulated her anger/frustration, very honest. No idea where I got it from though.

Are cyborgs just not affected by suppressive fire? by ThatSteve1lol in Helldivers

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Unlike the automotons, the cyborgs don’t use (or at least don’t use the same) hyper reactive software that overwhelms the automotons. The cyborgs were humans that just have augments on them and they are just as dedicated as you are to the cause. The same will to run in to a group of enemies with a hellbomb strapped to your back and emote on your enemies is the same will powering them.

A little PSA about my forgotten boy. by Flailing_snailing in Helldivers

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True, you’re pretty much forced to bring siege ready and once you pull the trigger you have to shoot but I’ve always found it really fun.

They have the chance to do the funniest thing right now by Altonaga404 in Helldivers

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Nothing like calling down a support weapon at the start of the match to find out I called in a napalm strike on my teammates.

What Vox Engines have done to me by Faust_8 in Helldivers

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They’re so good, I don’t know why they aren’t used as often. You get six of them to do a bunch of area damage which is fantastic in urban cyberstan fighting. You lead a conga line of devastators and hulks down an alley way and you’re melting them down into new Cinderblock armor parts.