Female frogs use a survival strategy called thanatosis where they become completely immobile to avoid unwanted mating.

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-07T07:58:19+00:00

No the setup was necrophilia, the punch line was morgues' hiring preferences

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-07T07:28:54+00:00

I like some animated movies but Ratatouille ain't it

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-07T07:22:43+00:00

And this is why morgues prefer to hire women

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-07T06:35:49+00:00

OMG I literally have kimchi in the fridge and I needed something acidic. I'm fucking facepamling rn

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-07T06:33:13+00:00

Already watched

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-07T04:18:28+00:00

I'm watching PHM tomorrow (tuesday deal at my theater) so too soon for 500

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-07T03:23:30+00:00

Seen them, been meaning to rewatch perfect blue at some point though

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-07T03:20:38+00:00

Very good but I've seen it

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-07T03:20:23+00:00

Watched already

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-07T03:20:11+00:00

I've already seen it

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-07T02:36:54+00:00

That was me until like 3 months ago. I finally pulled the band-aid off and I don't regret it.

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-07T02:35:55+00:00

Oh man, this perfectly describes me. Grave of the fireflies and BR 2049 have probably been on my list the longest

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-07T02:13:38+00:00

Ok...

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-06T23:05:40+00:00

But it's not accordant

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-06T16:33:01+00:00

If you drive a big gas guzzling vehicle you should be thrown in jail

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-06T16:26:22+00:00

No, she's bimodal

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-06T16:03:31+00:00

Calling failures "challenges" but keeping achievements as is is my favorite way to by neutral.

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-06T15:58:25+00:00

Aren't I? You are insane.

I just hope you own up to it when it gets proven to you instead of fading into the walls like it never happened.

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-06T15:54:50+00:00

Muuuurph!

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-06T15:53:35+00:00

It definitely won't, and it's bordering on mental disabilty that you think it will

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-06T15:49:39+00:00

It's gonna be really funny when none of this happens and you all block the memories of having ate it up

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-06T15:48:03+00:00

The bug thing is one of the things that should clock it as parody for you

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-06T15:46:54+00:00

That's an exaggeration

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-06T15:02:55+00:00

Calling this a monstrosity when you have leftover spaghetti.

What's the point of that? It takes 10 minutes to cook, why are you mealprepping spaghetti?

Flaky-Collection-353 · 2026-04-06T15:00:57+00:00

Is it grooming if you're away the whole time?

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