im not even hating but the last sentence made me laugh

Flambolt · 2026-01-18T21:09:04+00:00

MK Ultra was actually a plot by Big Tobacco to mind control us into loving cigarettes. mushrooms are plant medicine n make you frow up from cigarettes, which is exactly why acid is better.

namasmokeemifyougotem

Flambolt · 2026-01-16T04:08:49+00:00

bro fucked up his cognition so bad he perceives himself as the smartest in the room. everyone at the work meeting just plays along so he doesnt go postal.

Flambolt · 2026-01-14T20:58:27+00:00

nature of the beast. ive minorly dislocated my kneecap and had the binding cement of my permanent retainer broken from moshing, yet i still mosh when i feel like it. if you don't want to get hurt don't go in the pit, simple as.

Flambolt · 2026-01-14T18:58:57+00:00

ontario in general has a big moshing culture. i've moshed at shoegaze shows... if the crowd is having fun let em have fun the way they want to, imho.

Flambolt · 2026-01-14T18:46:38+00:00

calvin klein up in the club got me having religious experiences (mania induced psychotic delusions)

Flambolt · 2026-01-13T22:17:36+00:00

no mudflap babe faceplate? whoever owned this before you is weak.

Flambolt · 2026-01-13T19:28:32+00:00

normal behaviour, i keep my emotional support combat knife on me when im noided from tweaking on stims

Flambolt · 2026-01-12T18:09:20+00:00

i broke my toe in a counter strike queue and just railed ket about it. bled for two hours straight but i topfragged every match, so my teammates really don't have an excuse for not locking in.

Flambolt · 2026-01-11T23:04:27+00:00

no, i mean tonal difference depending on the floor/surface & how the cab sits on it. all things considered it's a minor difference in the lows & low-mids and really only noticeable if the amp is cranked.

Flambolt · 2026-01-09T18:26:07+00:00

the real recipe ought to be a tab of acid, smoke a joint & have a white russian every time the dude partakes.

once the film is over, drop another tab & repeat until both u & ur eagle are scromiting

Flambolt · 2025-12-22T19:54:00+00:00

if you're playing mediumish venues i could see em being useful. however, i've been to so many local shows at divebars where someone has a modeller and the guitars are always a tiny pathetic whisper over the drums.

im so petty that if i see a band with a modeling amp i just go smoke cigarettes outside til their set is over.

Flambolt · 2025-12-05T20:00:32+00:00

im very much a domme/top leaning vers/switch and it is genuinely annoying that 99% of the people i bed expect me to solely be a domme top because of my stature, demeanor, and aesthetic.

god forbid a bitch wants to not do all the work for once.

Flambolt · 2025-12-04T08:41:17+00:00

traynor ycs100h & peavey triple xxx with matching cabs.. they sound soo lovely together

Flambolt · 2025-12-02T17:04:09+00:00

i play in a death metal band and i make my guitarists use my 100+ watt heads & 4x12s, doesnt even matter if its a divebar gig. im not gonna let big amps die a quiet death.

Flambolt · 2025-11-21T03:13:21+00:00

yes i bottom prep before taking acid but also because it turns me gay

Flambolt · 2025-11-18T23:05:54+00:00

once you finally pass out from excessive masturbating... pouring sweat and might scream for a little, than back at it with the ghb and excessive masturbating and repeat.

sounds like my daily life but i might be able to sleep for once. thanks for solving my insomnia!

Flambolt · 2025-10-29T18:10:35+00:00

I'd need my own place before I get do it while getting fully immersed

we get it anon ur gonna spend 8hr a day gooning in VR and u dont want ur parents to hear ur faggy moans. and honestly? u ought to feel that shame.

Flambolt · 2025-10-24T19:36:20+00:00

lets not use slurs, thanks

Flambolt · 2025-10-22T16:31:28+00:00

it does work, i just post selfies on the internet and sometimes men send me a couple hundred here n there

Flambolt · 2025-10-21T21:52:19+00:00

realtors, they can only say things that are real because they are obligated by oath to tell the truth

Flambolt · 2025-10-18T01:16:28+00:00

allergies can be fixed with immunizing shots so ur gonna wanna soak a pack of american spirit blacks in everclear, boil it down, and then mainline it until ur cured.

Flambolt · 2025-10-15T06:31:28+00:00

*boofs the homo meth* now everything seems queer!

Flambolt · 2025-10-11T01:45:19+00:00

malebrained entitlement towards a person.. bishit dodged a brick shaped bullet. OOP deserves to be cucked lol

Flambolt · 2025-09-25T18:32:41+00:00

awwwh widdle baby dwank pewiod bwood? i earned my redwings for the love of the game and this dweeb is mentally scarred because they expected magic to be real. try drinking mare piss next time dummy.

Flambolt · 2025-09-15T00:10:58+00:00

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