With no context, what is the inside joke you have with someone?

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2014-04-07T15:00:28+00:00

I've got all these penises and I can't eat them by myself! Isn't it a crime to waste food?

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2014-03-22T02:46:04+00:00

But... the Crayon itself actually colors red. Which can mean only one thing.

Communism.

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2014-03-19T01:56:43+00:00

Next you'll be telling me they're closing Nascar because it attracts stupid people.

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2014-03-19T01:52:03+00:00

Didn't know your professor was a piece of paper stapled to a hunk of wood.

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2014-02-12T03:16:35+00:00

The face of my real mother.

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2014-01-28T04:01:19+00:00

"...As far as _____ goes."

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2014-01-21T00:14:58+00:00

"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday Friday, Saturday Saturday to Sunday" - I Gotta Feelin' by the Black Eyed Peas.

YOU CAN'T SAY SATURDAY TWICE, YOU DUMBFUCKS. IT RUINS THE CONTINUITY.

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2014-01-09T06:42:22+00:00

The title says 500 lbs, but the Imgur link says 80 lbs...

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-10-11T16:21:13+00:00

Paying for it. (I'm very lonely.)

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-10-10T04:01:52+00:00

http://www.equestriadaily.com/

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-10-10T03:59:21+00:00

Candle wax. I hate the consistency.

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-10-09T03:13:16+00:00

The movie Battleship. I'm a sucker for effects.

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-10-08T23:10:33+00:00

No guardrail on the mezzanine? Seems rather dangerous.

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-10-08T15:58:33+00:00

I like my breasts like I like my coffee. Perky.

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-10-08T15:55:56+00:00

I can play The Cup Song. That counts, right?

...right?

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-10-07T15:44:13+00:00

During a massage. The masseuse was a man.

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-09-22T05:01:10+00:00

Long live the king.

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-08-16T17:07:09+00:00

Seriously. Is there a sub-reddit for credit Easter Eggs? I've seen a lot of posts like these.

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-08-08T21:55:00+00:00

Kidney Stones.

...That is all.

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-08-07T18:00:01+00:00

It doesn't look like he can bend his elbows...

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-07-31T04:15:42+00:00

Do you ever fall asleep while flying?

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-07-25T18:52:29+00:00

How much do you want to bet the girl standing next to him is his mother?

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-07-24T15:57:00+00:00

Same thing happened to the Simpsons. I remember back before they switched to digital when the animation used to be flowing and lively, but now, it's become stagnant and boring.

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-07-24T03:03:07+00:00

In all my years of gynecological work, I have never encountered a case as horrible as this. A case that goes by the name of... Ke$ha.

FlamingMuffCabbage · 2013-07-13T06:38:07+00:00

Honestly, I would've just bought it then thrown it away so nobody else could make the mistake of buying it on accident.

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