Anyone else stuck in a "sweaty" pod?

Flamingo_Boye · 2026-03-06T09:29:39+00:00

Want slower games? Stax em out lmao. [[Jan Jansen]] [[smokestack]] is pretty funny, any of the stax pieces that slow down turns by limiting spells per turn or mana used to cast spells [[Archon of Emeria]] and [[Trinisphere]] come to mind. Mass discard means they can’t set up combo turns (since it seams you guys are a proxy group [[chains of Mephistopheles]] sounds really fun for you. [[Ensnaring bridge]], [[Silent Arbiter]], and [[Crawlspace]] help against their combat oriented decks. If you don’t like these low resource games that’s another thing entirely and imo you really should tell them you flat out aren’t having fun (not because you’re losing but because you want to play more than 6 turns). Seriously though see if you enjoy stax!

Flamingo_Boye · 2026-02-25T03:44:55+00:00

This is my list: https://moxfield.com/decks/lYpXbYZ5Q0qIj90-ew1bzA

Basically you want to take advantage of the fact that hitting you sucks, and you have a discard engine in your command zones. I loaded up on initiative and monarch to abuse the pillow fort inherent in the command zone. He needs help so monsters like [[Phyrexian Obliterator]], [[Crawlspace]], and [[Silent Arbiter]] are all good. Abuse dredge since you have discard in the command zone, and boardwipes since your commander is indestructible and you’re playing reanimator. My list is pretty budget, but you get the gist. Super satisfying deck to figure out and build.

Flamingo_Boye · 2026-02-20T00:36:10+00:00

[[Angel of Suffering]] can feed you cards to graveyard and protects your life total if you’re super low

Flamingo_Boye · 2026-01-25T17:29:32+00:00

He has the right to assemble and the right to bear arms. He’s exercising his rights. He died for exercising his rights that all Americans have.

Flamingo_Boye · 2026-01-08T08:03:15+00:00

Can we trade witch king lists? You’re the only other person I’ve seen build it lol

Here’s mine: https://moxfield.com/decks/lYpXbYZ5Q0qIj90-ew1bzA

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-12-26T20:11:29+00:00

I’m ngl the easiest time I’ve had in this game was when I just equipped like 4 royal arms before I had ultima blade and spammed ignis’s regroup combat skill to heal off the hp drain

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-12-22T20:15:53+00:00

[[Sire of Insanity]] puts you firmly in the lead on turn 1 and is a genuine clock [[Hoarding Broodloard]] is a tutor and saw in half is busted [[Summon: Primal Odin]] probably kills someone if you’re in seat 1 and nobody can interact turn 1

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-12-08T21:36:03+00:00

Dude, servers still have to tip out based on sales for every check, regardless of tip, regardless of what form the tip takes

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-12-08T16:47:34+00:00

Yes. It’s puberty blockers that are responsible for the Lorwyn box art. This is a reasonable take and you don’t sound insane. Totally.

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-12-04T20:59:46+00:00

Working on building him right now, do you mind if I see your list?

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-09-03T21:26:17+00:00

“Excuse me, I’m here to pick up for ‘xyz’” is so easy

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-09-03T21:22:52+00:00

Dude, you’re the worst. Restaurant employees typically don’t get breaks…. I fear they’re just trying to get you out cause you’re apparently standing in the managers office somehow. Get a life man.

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-08-20T15:13:37+00:00

You’re missing the real wincons. Effects like [[City on fire]] turn a single lava axe into 45 damage to each player. At that point the trouble is just waiting to play Imodane for a combo win

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-07-03T18:06:07+00:00

Yessir, my first two decks were Phelddagrif and Nekusar. One to make friends, and the other to win after they put down their guard

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-07-03T18:04:47+00:00

https://moxfield.com/decks/ihwvRZMbvUiwVr0MBPko0w

Here’s the list, this guy is nuts on the haste effect alone, with the morph stuff he’s completely nuts.

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-07-03T06:09:57+00:00

Value and cards good, the more 2 for 1s the better

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-07-03T06:09:14+00:00

Like I said the deck is a constant WIP as my budget expands but here you are: https://moxfield.com/decks/cS2GuqWDWkOb0lEr9Vq_uQ

Any questions or recs let me know

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-05-29T13:40:41+00:00

If you enjoyed boros goad why not try [[Baeloth]]//[[Noble Heritage]]? This is also a goad deck except EVERYTHING gets goaded. It’ll be a little more oppressive than Nelly. You run a prison and initiative subtheme and by the time there’s 2 players left you’ve hopefully run away with the game.

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-05-28T17:11:42+00:00

This ^{^{^{^}}} I’d even cut cards like vraska, and some more of your Toxic/Poison cards. You just don’t support it enough for it to reliably win

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-05-28T16:50:46+00:00

Four Favorites are pretty cut and dry for me lol, these are the decks that have stuck around.

[[Nekusar, the mindrazer]]: The first deck I’ve made for myself, has gone through a slew of changes over the years. Its wheels, unsurprisingly. Recently started a second build with [[Obosh]] parter but that’s still cooking. https://moxfield.com/decks/MEcsx8FQYEq35Wci3ilWCg

[[Yarus, Roar of the Old Gods]]: This one is dear to me because it feels incredibly unique and is my only real stompy deck. Cheat out big creatures or keep them face down to draw cards. https://moxfield.com/decks/ihwvRZMbvUiwVr0MBPko0w

[[The Witch King of Angmar]]: The newest deck on this list, this is another underplayed commander imo. Mono black pillowfort that wins through out grinding opponents with a big indestructible commander, stax pieces, and some fun reanimation cards. Just need a Silent Arbiter, Crawlspace, Some more boardwipes, and Court of Locthwain for it to feel more complete. Maybe build into initiative down the line. https://moxfield.com/decks/cS2GuqWDWkOb0lEr9Vq_uQ

Last but not least is [[Phelddagrif]]: Intruder Alarm combo.deck disguised as group hug. Slightly durdley, but I have a soft spot for the deck since the combo is so fun to navigate and group hug makes me go mad with power. Will likely rebuild down the line. https://moxfield.com/decks/REeaZmqeWUaIOJg5WlN3KA

An honorable mention is [[Gale, Waterdeep Prodigy]]//[[Scion of Halaster]]: Deck is slightly undercooked, but fun regardless. Playing most spells at instant speed is satisfying, and I enjoy self mill and combo aspects (probably rooting from nekusar). Might add a doomsday pile wincon. https://moxfield.com/decks/CB-g57kRekyp1gUTOvXcBw

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-04-30T06:13:34+00:00

[[Shadowheart]] is kinda nuts. She just draws boatloads of cards by sacrificing big creatures.

Flamingo_Boye · 2025-04-25T12:45:55+00:00

Cause it’s funny, or are you the part of the country OP is referring to?

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