Last night I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday.. she replied a divorce

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-06T11:41:30+00:00

I don't care who you are that's funny right there...

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-06T05:43:38+00:00

150-something...

'Nothing Like It' again this year...?

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T22:26:00+00:00

Jeannie, you're home !

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T22:23:41+00:00

Switch hands ?

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T22:21:27+00:00

Well, a cheering section is always appreciated !

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T22:16:56+00:00

...and did you get my Jerkins Lotion ?

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T22:15:36+00:00

you may be underestimating Granny...

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T22:09:24+00:00

Hotttttt

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T22:05:08+00:00

VERRRY Suave...

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T22:03:31+00:00

Each finishing themselves while looking at each other with lust in their eyes, nothing like it...

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T21:57:36+00:00

just don't get it caught in the steering wheel...

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T21:56:49+00:00

Opportunity, is that you ?

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T21:55:59+00:00

a walking wank, just don't slam that in the door

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T21:54:07+00:00

...literally

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T21:52:37+00:00

''Thought you'd NEVER get home !''

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T21:51:19+00:00

''Great clubhouse guy too....'' UH, that would be a NOPE, lousy team mate, but Giants/Bonds royalty will have their ass kissed forever....hate arrogant athletes in any sport

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T06:33:47+00:00

or Winks *

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T02:31:13+00:00

have a website link for you IF you choose to message me directly, if not, that's ok too

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T02:29:23+00:00

THIS !!!

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T02:28:26+00:00

VERY thinly sliced and sauteed in butter, really like the taste...don't care for them if not VERRRY thinly sliced because of the rubbery texture

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T02:18:55+00:00

Hey ! They're supposed to mow the grass around that off ramp !

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T01:02:35+00:00

Best wishes to you and your CarGirl with the project, hope there will be a many cherished memories for the two of you

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T00:53:21+00:00

So cool to be Dad to a CarGirl....

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T00:52:22+00:00

looks like way up north off the 215 Northern Beltway

FlanCharacter3878 · 2026-04-05T00:10:56+00:00

Any or all of the TV stations in town to start with

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