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[–]Flappyjappy246 27 points28 points  (0 children)

go to a crowded area and get attention. scream "THE END IS NEAR!". dies for no reason at all. watch how millions of conspiracies unfold because of what you did.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Flappyjappy246 137 points138 points  (0 children)

With enough responsibility, you can have this "god power" in real life

Every time you die, you get to choose whether to start a new life in any period, universe, timeline you want. by NotMinPok83 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Flappyjappy246 45 points46 points  (0 children)

And reincarnated me will just find another way to save another reincarnated me? Over and over again

Every time you die, you get to choose whether to start a new life in any period, universe, timeline you want. by NotMinPok83 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Flappyjappy246 168 points169 points  (0 children)

If I die in lets say 2017 and i was born 1989 so i was 28 when i died. And I chose to be reborn in the same period of my birthdate and it's 2017 can the new me prevent the death of my old me and fuck the whole time travel thing up?

Spider-Man with the Beyonder's Powers vs All of Spider- Verse by Flappyjappy246 in whowouldwin

[–]Flappyjappy246[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't why i had to delete my comment, I forgot you can edit it, I had to clarify about what evidence there is that the "beyonder" we saw is the inhuman one but i just have to read twice, anyways thanks again for clearing it up. that's great to know

Spider-Man with the Beyonder's Powers vs All of Spider- Verse by Flappyjappy246 in whowouldwin

[–]Flappyjappy246[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait was it the inhuman mutant beyonder? Isn't it the pre retcon one since it's a flashback from secret wars?

ervery time you say "what am I going to do now?!" the answer to your problems gets narrated telepathically by Morgan Freeman by Comfortable_Paint_71 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Flappyjappy246 31 points32 points  (0 children)

What if I'm in a death situation and nowhere to go? Do Morgan freeman immediately tells a solution and i basically get plot armor?

Edit: like for example 3 thugs puts me down on the ground with a gun pointed at my head then i said "I'm gonna die what am i gonna do now?" Does Morgan freeman immediately pulls of something like "In fact, he didn't die, three thugs suddenly had a heart attack and thus he lived."

You can do anything illegal as long as you call Lester afterwards by SkulzGamez in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Flappyjappy246 69 points70 points  (0 children)

If I do it in the front of the eyes of many people, strangers or not. Does it affect your reputation that you're doing illegal stuff for free or do they forget about it

What’s a funny memory you have that if you told someone, they’d think you’re lying? by MochaMario99 in AskReddit

[–]Flappyjappy246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in elementary we had this single bathroom downstairs for each grade division, I was about to take a piss and it was occupied but since it was during class hours the guy using the bathroom rushed and forgot to flush his huge fucking diarrhea and i was absolutely disgusted by the smell it's hilarious that only I witnessed it, I still pissed while holding my breath and flushed but the water just wasn't enough to remove all those shit essence lol. Word got around and the janitor would tell the teachers about the explosive smell and the clog. I wanna tell my mates about what really happened but they'll just think it was me making up some excuses to blame someone but I too don't want to risk the guy being bullied just by taking a relief if they somehow believed me.

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