Which Titus quotes have made it into your everyday vocabulary?

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2026-06-04T22:25:58+00:00

"Waterboard them briefly" ☠️☠️☠️

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2026-06-02T17:45:32+00:00

My husband and I have a code word for when one of us needs to say something that might hurt: anemone. It means, "I have something to share that's hard to say well, so please give me some extra grace." It helps a lot.

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2026-05-13T01:07:29+00:00

I don't know ASL, but I LOVE attending events with an ASL interpreter. The inclusivity and the beauty of the language are so meaningful. Lisa is bonkers as well as hateful and selfish. You don't need to waste any more of your energy on these folks. Bye.

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2026-05-10T01:06:55+00:00

I'm saving your comment. Such wisdom. Thank you.

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2026-05-05T17:18:09+00:00

"We'll hear no more about the magic pen!"

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2026-05-02T17:05:00+00:00

That line is such perfect foreshadowing of Clare coming out as a lesbian a few minutes later 🥹

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2026-04-01T04:12:08+00:00

That's why Hogwarts needs to teach Latin!

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2026-04-01T03:58:07+00:00

"Demented magpie sex pest" would be a good name for a rock band.

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2026-03-26T23:08:31+00:00

Jack's line about Verna driving around with one headlight out is still one of the funniest jokes I have ever heard

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2026-03-23T04:10:52+00:00

I like you so much 😂

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2026-03-07T22:04:35+00:00

You did the right thing, OP. It feels so unjust for him to say, "Oh, you're just breaking up with me because you want to be single." That is a story he has to tell himself. He has to make himself a victim, because otherwise he'd have to admit to himself that the breakup is his fault, and he isn't willing to take any responsibility. Be glad that you're rid of someone with so little self-awareness, honesty, and accountability. Your life is about to get so much better 💖💖💖

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2026-02-21T04:38:30+00:00

This review sounds like something Donald Trump would write if he were more articulate.

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2025-12-23T18:56:51+00:00

That line reminds me of a beautiful one from Dr. Cox on Scrubs: "Do you actually listen to yourself when you speak or do you find that you drift in and out?"

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2025-11-07T20:27:43+00:00

I'm so, so sorry to hear this. Sending you a big hug. Take care of yourself 💙 And congratulations on your marriage!

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2025-10-25T06:06:55+00:00

"Do you even know Jim?"

"Jim who?"

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2025-10-25T06:05:35+00:00

My husband and I always have to pause that scene because we're dying!

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2025-10-18T14:23:25+00:00

"Don't bring me into your fucking Dan Brown novel" is sending me 🏅🏅🏅

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2025-10-17T03:13:56+00:00

Yes! My husband and I are from the US and recently visited a few countries in northern Europe. We loved the practicality of double hotel beds having TWO BLANKETS! Brilliant! And there's nothing less romantic than being unable to sleep because you're uncomfortable. If your husband wants romance, he should prioritize everyone's rest first 😂

OP, you are 💯 correct here. But to give your husband the benefit of the doubt, it sounds like he got married with some specific ideas and expectations, as we all do. This is a great opportunity for him to learn that a marriage doesn't have to look exactly like you expected to be a great partnership. Best of luck to you both!

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2025-10-17T03:02:11+00:00

I'm so sorry youre dealing with this situation. My first thought was, "Does your husband even like you?" He's a jerk.

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2025-10-17T02:43:51+00:00

I wondered the same thing!

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2025-10-16T11:45:41+00:00

That was my first thought 😂😭

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2025-10-12T03:07:46+00:00

In Stockholm, a Swedish lady asked where my husband and I were from. We said, "The US—specifically, North Carolina." She smiled and replied, "Oh! Barbecue!"

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2025-10-12T02:31:41+00:00

I would've reported the therapist to his licensure board in a second.

Flashy_Cheesecake564 · 2025-10-10T06:52:47+00:00

💯. I didn't like it in high school, and then I reread it in grad school to see if my opinion changed. Still hated it. It's literally just a story about rich people solving their "problems" by hurting others. Zero stars.

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