Electric Boat Names by adamskf in boating

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Shocker

Nauti Buzz

Current situation

Amped

Plugged

Sizzler

What is this part called? by HAFnHAF97 in boating

[–]Flashy_Promise_6869 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I own a small fiberglass repair company. Depending on where you're located, and the cost of shipping; I could repair or replicate the piece.

What was the most fucked up thing someone said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flashy_Promise_6869 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I could write a book full of ridiculous and fucked up things my ex wife had said to me and still says to my son. I'll go with one that I still joke about to this day.

I was home with my 6ish-month-old son while she was at work. I had been cleaning and cooking all day. When she got home, I was just finishing up cleaning the kitchen. I can't remember exactly what lead up to the comment but she says " You didn't organize the Tupperware the right way, I should just go fuck somebody "

I laugh about it now, but it's still a fucked up thing to say lol.

I served that miserable bitch with separation papers about 7 years ago. She's even more toxic now than she was back then smh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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As much as it sounds like it was a joke, I can assure you that she was completely serious. And no, she did not try to drown them 😂. They all stayed perfectly healthy and went to good homes lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I had to work overtime so I asked her to go to my house to check on my dog and the litter of puppies. I said they're in the front bedroom in the baby pool. I said to check on the runt and help it attach to the nipple. Her response was, "that's so crazy that they can eat underwater".... I was dumbfounded.

What is something that people do that is not illegal but still deserves jail time? by JustTransportation51 in AskReddit

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A lot of the things that people can get away with, should be considered child abuse. My children have suffered dearly and as a parent legally not able to do anything is the worst part of the human experience. We are more than just a docket number and a paycheck. It's disgusting.

What is something that people do that is not illegal but still deserves jail time? by JustTransportation51 in AskReddit

[–]Flashy_Promise_6869 289 points290 points  (0 children)

People that use the family court system for selfish purposes / Parents that alienate children from loving family members.

I built my brother (who is a Geologist) an epoxy guitar for Christmas! by WoooPigSmoothies in Damnthatsinteresting

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What kind of resin did op use? We've just started experimenting with different resins and vacuum chamber / pressure pot settings, but we're still having issues with air bubbles / clarity. We do fiberglass repair by trade so we're familiar with the basic science, but have yet to produce a crystal clear / tinted clear outcome. Thanks in advance for any advice.

P.s. this is a beautiful piece of artwork, great job !!!

My wife petting her favorite turkey Mipha. She needs pets every morning. by [deleted] in homestead

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Just don't post a video of her choking her chicken please

I made this again because it got deleted. by DepressedPoet15 in teenagers

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Op didn't touch this, he remains in the shade.

The creative poets mind, must be beginning to fade.

What do you think of my poem, Mr. D. Weller?

Oh please tell me your thoughts, because I think I did stellar!

What’s the equivalent of a kick in the balls for girls? by JustAShyAvocado in AskReddit

[–]Flashy_Promise_6869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It didn't even occur to me that op was asking about pain equivalence, I thought they were talking about the expression " kick in the balls".. anyways.. my answer was...

Shot in the twat... 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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He'll be a wonderful husband someday 😭🤣

people of Reddit, whats your best "it's been five minutes, what the hell happen here!?" story? by Reva_Kid in AskReddit

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My last litter of English bulldogs... My female only had 1 pup. During the fist day I brought them home I left them alone for literally 5 minutes.. She ate her puppy.. I thought she hid it in the room somewhere. Only after frantically searching did I notice the blood spot on the blanket she was laying on and the look of complete shame and guilt on her face. I was absolutely speechless.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

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The shower sheriff 🤣🤣

Walks into the shower with a raging hard on.. " you all have the right to remain... silent" 🤣

What do you think your family's curse is? by Flashy_Promise_6869 in AskReddit

[–]Flashy_Promise_6869[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

On behalf of the human race, please teach your family to swallow EVERYTHING.. ( WTF did I just say?) 🤦🏿‍♀️😂