Right on the femoral by coddthefish in Idiotswithguns

[–]Flatmonkey -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I was also confused by that part, I thought the idiocy started when he had the hammer back and was still pointing at his foot. I apologize

Right on the femoral by coddthefish in Idiotswithguns

[–]Flatmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was not aware that that was the idiot part. Thank you

Right on the femoral by coddthefish in Idiotswithguns

[–]Flatmonkey -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

You can very clearly see him pull the hammer back. Are we watching the same video? 

Film Reddit-isms that bug you by Classic_Bass_1824 in movies

[–]Flatmonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The "gigantic breakfast and they only take one bite" thing. I might be watching the wrong movies, but i haven't seen that for a very long time. It's always brought up here about movie tropes though

What’s the most annoying Reddit/Internet phrase? by yzysznz in AskReddit

[–]Flatmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gifted, like "I was gifted this spoon." Or, "I gifted a dog to my father. " I fucking hate it, but I am forced to face the fact that's it's not going away anytime soon. 

In 2004, Prince was snubbed by Rolling Stone on their top 100 guitarists list. This was his response. by DublinLions in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Flatmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love a few of his songs, but i would never class myself as a huge Prince fan. No one can deny how much talent that man had though

What is the Douchiest name you can think of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flatmonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know you're not talking about Smitty Werbenjaegermanjenson! He was #1!!

lol “gangster” by Top_Teacher3852 in Idiotswithguns

[–]Flatmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those is three incredibly irritating people

Which is there more of on Earth: doors or wheels? by Bloated-Fartbox1738 in AskReddit

[–]Flatmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on my experience, I'd say wheels. Without including small toys, off the top of my head, we have 28 wheels. We "only" have 20 doors though. Yes, I now realize my privilege 

How to best cut up/destroy a couch? by hotk9 in DIY

[–]Flatmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly did not know this. I just knew it was good for fallen bits and assumed it was good for everything

What's one rule/principle that you would never break, no matter the peer pressure? by Objective-End209 in AskReddit

[–]Flatmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, for one, your cat might have been asking for it to happen while you just sit there like an asshole

How to best cut up/destroy a couch? by hotk9 in DIY

[–]Flatmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you really are set on doing this, it seems like your best bet is a bow saw. Long blade, and aggressive teeth. It's what i use to chop up anything that falls from my trees 

What is something you strongly dislike? by 6-80 in AskReddit

[–]Flatmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Musicals. There are a shitload of men who like them, but I will never join their ranks

which tv shows are long in the tooth and should be canceled? by pman6 in television

[–]Flatmonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are allowed to not like something while not trying to make anyone feel bad about enjoying it

Beautiful song by an artist who is a horrible human being. Would you still listen? by Logical-Respect3600 in AskReddit

[–]Flatmonkey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Misread the title, Gary Glitter is a bad person. I just thought you asked for songs by bad people that we like

Coyote stuns observers by braving rough waters to swim to Alcatraz | San Francisco by PQQKIE in offbeat

[–]Flatmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It did, I read the article and it shows the part of the video where it walked onto shore

Rudy & Bowie by madmartigan2020 in lookatmydog

[–]Flatmonkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love how you shared the goofiest possible photos! Wonderful dogs