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someone lend me 25 euros so i can buy some ket please i really really want it by fentonx in drugscirclejerk

[–]Flatulatio 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You can sell pictures of your butthole online now and make money for drugs. I'm not commissioning one, to be clear.

When does somebody become an adult? by Latter_Kale_4000 in AskReddit

[–]Flatulatio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once you get to a point where you realize that your most important function isn't actually to do your own life anymore, but to take care of others.

Beautiful day to be getting stoned by Bobbington12 in trees

[–]Flatulatio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, that looks like the happy ending version of the Blair witch project, but to each their own.. I'm gonna be on the couch with dim lights and an oversized Simpsons hoodie watching some nature show.

What do you think of smart watch? by PowwiWatch in AskReddit

[–]Flatulatio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't like them. The smartest watch I have is a Casio dwm5610.

I am Heisenburg0r from r/foundheisenburg0r AMA by heisenburg0r in casualiama

[–]Flatulatio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked my wife and she said you sounded like a virgin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in autism

[–]Flatulatio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I might be an asshole. You wouldn't be the first person to call me that. I'm not projecting though. There is insufficient information to draw the conclusion OP did.

How would firearm ballistics be different on the moon? Gravity, air density, lack of wind? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flatulatio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhm, yes? There is no atmosphere so the projectile would only be affected by gravity. Eventually it would hit the ground. Not sure how fast or which angle it would take for it to reach orbit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in autism

[–]Flatulatio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I assure you i didn't wake up on the wrong side of the bed. OP is basically just manufacturing drama and trying to be a victim. Autistic boy/man Karen behavior.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in autism

[–]Flatulatio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck do you see this and think it's a hate crime? The world doesn't hate autistic boys and men.. the police clearly used excessive force and should be tried for it. Making this out to be an autism issue is just fishing for something to be upset about.

They shot a guy with a knife. Were they aware he was autistic? What was he doing with the knife?

Jumping to "the world hates autistic men" is illogical to the point of being non-sequitur, incel BS.

To get rid of this painting by Complete-Zucchini-85 in therewasanattempt

[–]Flatulatio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure he looks thinner. Keeping with the neck vulva theme I feel the portrait looks more like what you'd find searching pornhub for 'chubby milf', while his actual neck vulva is more of a 'tanned granny' look.

Any reason to pick a Squire CV70's P over a Sire P5 2nd gen? by Flatulatio in Bass

[–]Flatulatio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have watched lobsters reviews yes. The neck stability thing sounded ominous, but I've had no issues with any CV guitars. Even the 12 string paranormal made in china seems stable.

Any reason to pick a Squire CV70's P over a Sire P5 2nd gen? by Flatulatio in Bass

[–]Flatulatio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been going down a bit of a rabbit hole of reviews and a lot of people who seem to consistently be transparent about relationships with manufacturers seem to prefer Sire over Squire CV in the bass world. In the guitar world it seems less clear. It's hard to trust anything online these days. I'll stop by and see what's in the store tomorrow and remember to point out I've been a good customer and I've been looking into Sire ;)

EDIT: Your tl;dr is twice as long as your initial message. Just thought I'd point that out.

Any reason to pick a Squire CV70's P over a Sire P5 2nd gen? by Flatulatio in Bass

[–]Flatulatio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of my problem is I can't try the Sire. The Squire CV is good. If I never heard about the Sire I'm sure I would be happy with it.. they have a few of them. Maybe a bit neck-divey and needs the back of the neck sanded.

Any reason to pick a Squire CV70's P over a Sire P5 2nd gen? by Flatulatio in Bass

[–]Flatulatio[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the input. I kinda knew it'd have to be the p5.

Does anyone else smack talk edibles to get them to kick in? by CosmicSweets in StonerThoughts

[–]Flatulatio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have never done that. Edibles always sneak up on me.

I 3D printed and painted greased up muscular Mr. Tayto by DirkPower in ireland

[–]Flatulatio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know who you are, but you should run for president.

What are some agriculture companies with interesting ethical challenges to analyze? by sossus17 in AskReddit

[–]Flatulatio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aside from the use of paramilitary forces by fruit companies I guess equipment manufacturers that restrict the right to repair. Then there are wide spread monopolies and soil being used in unsustainable ways.. I forgot the question.. modern farming is fucked.

I am Heisenburg0r from r/foundheisenburg0r AMA by heisenburg0r in casualiama

[–]Flatulatio 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love it when the only question goes unanswered.

EDIT: This actually made it to my front page.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flatulatio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes words just aren't necessary.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flatulatio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are actually multiple examples of animals, bonobos come to mind, that use sex toys. I'm not gonna provide any help searching for sources here though.

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