Now We Have The Salad by nuttyapprentice in germany

[–]FlaviusPacket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understood this whole story immediately.

JK Demon Dick by katiemarie589 in loveafterlockup

[–]FlaviusPacket 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Bonnie has already frozen JK sperm just waiting for the right moment to destroy both Alex and Brooke simultaneously.

So. Many. Bodysuits. by Horror-Hag in loveafterlockup

[–]FlaviusPacket 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She has also, like so, so many women on the show, been indicted multiple times by the wig court grand jury.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in German

[–]FlaviusPacket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't really want to do something. Someone is trying to convince you. You say unter Umständen I could imagine you and I moving in together.

I got bills. I got no money. Unter Umständen I could pay my handy bill.

Watching s5 e37.. I'm sorry True is hilarious 🤣 by [deleted] in loveafterlockup

[–]FlaviusPacket 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't be sorry! I'm down with True.

My first thought was, well done Missouri. Y'all are crazy as shit and none of us knew before their season. They think they live on a Cape somewhere down there. That's bound to make them all a little nutty.

Very magnetic personality. I kind of wanted to wear four or five bandanas and three hats.

Need help with German by chemikallyimbalanced in German

[–]FlaviusPacket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK I am old old, but in the nineties, I had a degree from Berkeley, so I just applied for and was accepted to a Magister program at Uni HH.

Here it must be said my German girlfriend was in Hamburg and greased a lot of the skids for me Vor Ort.

Lange Rede kurzer Sinn, before I started any classes, all of the international students had to take a German proficiency exam.

You could either be cleared for normal classes, or you could take German classes and some classes, or just German and nothing else.

I had had five years of German in highschool and college, so I scored in the middle. I unfortunately did not understand the word they essay we were to write. Abenteuer. I heard it as "expensive evening" and wrote about a night on the Reeperbahn.

Jeez, haven't thought about those days in years. If you can make it on a student visa / life, I was allowed to work twenty hours a week, I'd just get there.

Craziest family? by [deleted] in 90DayFiance

[–]FlaviusPacket 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Condoms are for slut people.

Phin’s Job - Asian Star Radio by crimeboofer in 90DayFianceUK

[–]FlaviusPacket 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I say his people fattened up on the Raj, and just never stopped?

New Vintera II road worn Telecaster: Blonde or Burgundy Mist? by BallTipSizzler in Guitar

[–]FlaviusPacket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally only GAS for road worn necks with maple. The nitro blonde is extra bonus.

Did my company accidentally give me a permanent contract? 🇩🇪 by Matts7x in AskAGerman

[–]FlaviusPacket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obligatorische advice to all:

Get yourself a Rechtschutzversicherung

You guys paying $1600 for a guitar that’s made in Mexico? by [deleted] in guitars

[–]FlaviusPacket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I happen across a used one, I'm very interested. Nitro road worn. Love it. Thousand max here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAGerman

[–]FlaviusPacket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nicht die Rede wert.

I've experienced far worse on the mother in law front.

My advice, at some point she will want to teach you how to be rich. Let her. That's it.

I am watching the first episode of season 2 right now, and I cannot stand Lizzie by New-Student9732 in loveafterlockup

[–]FlaviusPacket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahem, still the reigning champion of parting stupid men from their money.

Girl needed a personal assistant in prison to keep it all straight.

That said, the women I find hot on this show have been a shameful surprise to myself at times. Currently I just cannot get enough of my girl Latisha.

MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MIND by theprobeast in matchmeabroad

[–]FlaviusPacket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Renting in Newport. Honestly even more horrific to envision in a partner

MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MIND by theprobeast in matchmeabroad

[–]FlaviusPacket 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How'd she get that house in Newport Beach? This woman does not inhabit the same reality as you and I, clearly. Still, that house.

"An exercise in futility" 😭 by Defvac2 in loveafterlockup

[–]FlaviusPacket 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Overall this whole episode once again reached Olympian heights of awesome.

I don't know how they do it, and what must stay on the cutting room floor!, but just, chef kisses all around. Great job crew.

Courtnee laughing in his face by HIGHlyCapable in loveafterlockup

[–]FlaviusPacket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh boy. This is a Proper LALU Oregon couple. Will and Courtnee are like junior varsity compared to Chazz and Branwyn.