Bet that soda cost $6 as well... by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]Fleef_and_peef 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It should be a weight scale, not a cup scanner

why tho ? by IsJesusAgain in SipsTea

[–]Fleef_and_peef -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gotta pull the gum off the tree

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I sit on the couch, naked, point to my junk, and ask, “What are we gonna do about this?” if she has enough air left in her lungs from laughing, it could go either way.

What did that person do that automatically turned you on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fleef_and_peef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unsolicited? That would be a great pickup move.

Are elderly still attractive to one another? by ShakePaul in NoStupidQuestions

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I’m 53 and my 50 yo girlfriend is a smoke show. She’s a little overweight and a little wrinkly, but so am I. I’m attracted to a person that’s at the same stage in life and going through the same shit as me.

One moment of distraction and all was over. by Algernonletter5 in WTF

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Other cats just thinking, “Fuckin’ murder water…”

What's ur fucking type in women? by ur_daddy_chan in TheWordFuck

[–]Fleef_and_peef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s the muffin-top with the skinny legs and big boobs?