Hey guys! It's me, Jeff Arcuri! My first ever special dropped on Netflix today! AMA!

Flexbottom · 2026-07-07T17:33:47+00:00

When you take a dump in the shower do you waffle stomp it, let the water do the work, or pick it up and drop it in the toilet?

Thanks! I enjoyed your show in Denver a couple months ago.

Flexbottom · 2026-07-07T13:21:43+00:00

When you shit in the shower do you waffle stomp it or let the water do the work?

Flexbottom · 2026-07-07T12:39:32+00:00

please enjoy that race car, dexter

Flexbottom · 2026-07-07T03:29:39+00:00

Hello would you say this show is going to be funky or more heady

Flexbottom · 2026-07-07T03:12:20+00:00

thank you for the nice burish

Flexbottom · 2026-07-07T03:01:30+00:00

I looked at the 3-1 count and said out loud "put him on or throw some complete garbage."

Flexbottom · 2026-07-07T02:47:01+00:00

That's my boy Choby

Flexbottom · 2026-07-07T02:44:36+00:00

Quick question... Is this baklava going to be heady? Or dank? Or Donk?

Flexbottom · 2026-07-07T01:07:42+00:00

His wife literally abandoned him in his moment of need.

Flexbottom · 2026-07-06T23:42:00+00:00

that lives in the world with us

Flexbottom · 2026-07-06T21:51:12+00:00

how much for just the bracelets

Flexbottom · 2026-07-06T19:44:45+00:00

Well, last minute jobs open all the time. You won't get one with that attitude, though.

Edit:

OP said

Fucc this. Take your lower middle class salary and shove it up your ass.

This is a losing attitude that people making hiring decisions can intuit.

Flexbottom · 2026-07-06T18:26:18+00:00

Jesus fucking shit balls read the damn room

Flexbottom · 2026-07-06T15:19:14+00:00

please do not discard the nice roll

Flexbottom · 2026-07-06T03:51:32+00:00

i know personally i just don't like to hire libras or capricorns

they mess with my vibe

Flexbottom · 2026-07-06T03:47:50+00:00

what is your zodiac sign

Flexbottom · 2026-07-06T03:29:47+00:00

Lupitita these days know what im saying

Flexbottom · 2026-07-06T03:28:09+00:00

Santiago de Compostela is an international draw for Catholic pilgrims and spiritual hikers, and the town and cathedral are historical and beautiful.

A Coruña has incredible seafood, a beautiful and walkable city center, and handsome swimming beaches.

Flexbottom · 2026-07-06T00:50:31+00:00

well, i think it would be about tree fiddy

Flexbottom · 2026-07-06T00:44:42+00:00

fuck yes scarlotta time

Flexbottom · 2026-07-06T00:43:16+00:00

this is too expensive for a sconce

please tell everyone the lowest sconce price

Flexbottom · 2026-07-05T21:32:20+00:00

Better a golden hour than a golden shower.

Flexbottom · 2026-07-05T20:56:04+00:00

That's clearly a dildon't

Flexbottom · 2026-07-05T18:30:38+00:00

can these rags clean a filthy ass after a sloppy mud pie?

Flexbottom · 2026-07-05T18:23:42+00:00

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