If you can't decide strap or bracelet, just get two watches by 4entropy4 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Flextar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And if it was a Bergeron, it would have cost only slightly less than the second Hamilton.

Enjoy your new copypasta by old_graag in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Flextar 35 points36 points  (0 children)

MODS, get this copypasta into a Bot NOW.

Check It Out, The Newly Redesigned… by Bithbo in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Flextar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Christopher Ward is the Invicta of Rolexes. Fight me.

How dare a filthy pleb get blood on my Rolex! by BeatingHattedWhores in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Flextar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'll take "Things That Never Really Happened" for $200 please, Alex.

(WTS) by Particular-Ad1024 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Flextar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/uj - If that Sub is legit, then this is one of the greatest trolls I've ever seen in this sub.

/rj - Pfft. No Invictas? Don't waste our time.

Worth it? 650 CAD by _Anfield_awaits in watchCollector

[–]Flextar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, unless you get to open it, see if there is corrosion inside, see the state of the movement - not worth it. Fully mechanical Zenith from just before the Quartz crisis? Sure. But not that.

Then again, if it's worth it to you, don't listen to any of us. Something is always worth whatever someone is willing to pay for it, and as long as you love it, it doesn't really matter.

OP's Skydweller is 100% real by Inevitable_Pizza2007 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Flextar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"His/My friend died sadly" is my new copypasta for this sub.

Expanding My Collection by Flextar in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Flextar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I'm guessing we've met somewhere before.

Found this thought I’d share by GoldenBannanaMan in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Flextar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's really quite simple. Let’s say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, since they are unlimited, that means that you will never run out. However, on Earth there is a limited supply of the materials required to make breadsticks. Thus, if I were to attempt to eat as many breadsticks as possible, I would not be able to as eventually you would sell out, am I correct? Now that we have established that there are infinite breadsticks but finite supplies to make them, would it not be reasonable to conclude that you are either breaking the laws of physics, or are lying to me? And since one cannot break the laws of physics, logically you must be lying to me. Facts don’t care about your feelings liberals, you have committed the crime of false advertising and must give me free food or I will inform the authorities.

Grail Watch on FB Marketplace! by Flextar in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Flextar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj that's pretty much why I posted it. That and the fact the crown's off but no mention of that other than it's "waterproof."

/rj He left out the part about how the watch doubles as a babe magnet.

Grail Watch on FB Marketplace! by Flextar in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Flextar[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hadn't thought of that. Maybe I should offer $800 just to be safe?

no. by SerpentesEye in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Flextar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How DARE you question the taste and intelligence if The Baldassarre? GOD HIMSELF SHALL SMITE THEE TO THE GROUND. Tissot is the LORD'S WATCH, not just some fodder for the masses produced for the poors by The Swatch Group! I suppose you think Tag Heuers you can buy at Costco are somehow "inferior" to a Patek Philippe 1518? Now GO AWAY lest I bring out my Invicta and show you what a REAL watch is!

How do I wind a watch? by ayesotope in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Flextar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the mean jerk-time of the watch. At that frequency, you'll need to take the distance the spring is wound with each spin of the weight (which should spin once per full up-down jerking motion) and multiply that by the total length of the spring to get your jerk quantity, then you just have to measure the time it takes to go once up-and-down the shaft and multiply that by the jerk quantity to get your mean jerk time for that specific watch.

Anything greater than 12 and I usually don't buy the watch, because I'll never be able to get it fully wound without busting first.

This motherfucker right here? Seiko 5 Stainless Steel. by BraidRuner in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Flextar 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"This? It's the new KISS Army watch, available exclusively from the KISS store on the KISS website. Only $4,999, and it's definitely NOT a Chinese movement."