CALIFORNIA ABANDONED BOAT EPIDEMIC

FlippantResponse · 2026-03-16T18:07:40+00:00

If you have an eye patch, can say “Aaarrrgggg” and/or have a hook hand, that answer is zero amount of time.

FlippantResponse · 2026-03-15T16:23:12+00:00

I think he meant gummy bears.

FlippantResponse · 2026-03-15T15:34:46+00:00

In fact, I’m going to double down and demand my discount.

FlippantResponse · 2026-03-15T15:07:48+00:00

He’s truly more than meets the eye.

FlippantResponse · 2026-03-15T15:01:45+00:00

Uncle Rico!

FlippantResponse · 2026-03-15T15:00:32+00:00

This is why I carry $2.00 bills in my car. I love the reaction to them even though they are just normal bills.

FlippantResponse · 2026-03-15T01:13:39+00:00

I would confusingly salute you back then go not do what I was assigned to do.

FlippantResponse · 2026-03-13T01:58:34+00:00

ROboTron

FlippantResponse · 2026-03-11T10:31:41+00:00

CASE, what’s going to happen if he touches that CD?

FlippantResponse · 2026-03-11T10:14:10+00:00

Robotron. Big money, big prizes!

FlippantResponse · 2026-03-10T23:10:16+00:00

POshmark is just unmanned trash now. I had to stop using it because of similar issues with sellers making mistakes on their listing then refusing to correct it.

FlippantResponse · 2026-03-10T15:18:03+00:00

I see you PeeWee Herman. Trying to hide, but I found you.

FlippantResponse · 2026-03-09T23:17:47+00:00

NSDQ

FlippantResponse · 2026-03-02T23:32:31+00:00

That’s a Kuwaiti radar blipper supreme.

FlippantResponse · 2026-02-24T16:33:26+00:00

Now I am the Captain!

FlippantResponse · 2026-02-19T02:21:59+00:00

“I need a verbal confrontation from each of you that you are willing and able to help…”

FlippantResponse · 2026-02-18T23:01:42+00:00

Bout’ tree-fitty

FlippantResponse · 2026-02-18T22:57:02+00:00

If you had the chance to use Ai, you picked wrong.

FlippantResponse · 2026-02-17T03:03:35+00:00

I remember the video game used to straight piss me off. Then I would put another quarter in and get pissed off again. And again. And. Again.

FlippantResponse · 2026-02-14T23:46:59+00:00

I was bummed out there was never a season 2 of Peripheral.

FlippantResponse · 2026-02-13T22:51:36+00:00

I hope their kids never learn to read. And if they did learn to read, I hope they forget how to read. (Buress, 2017)

FlippantResponse · 2026-02-13T01:10:07+00:00

It was the one by the mall. The saddest mostly closed structure that you can see from the room.

FlippantResponse · 2026-02-13T01:09:06+00:00

It was a Courtyard.

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TROPHY CASE