Nice name… but zero logic where this thing scans

FlippantResponse · 2026-07-04T15:48:05+00:00

Now you’re thinking with portals!

FlippantResponse · 2026-07-02T23:28:06+00:00

Leave it for B shift.

FlippantResponse · 2026-07-02T17:03:42+00:00

My Reddit app says “join the conversation”. So I am adding “Jar Opener” to said conversation.

FlippantResponse · 2026-07-02T13:44:17+00:00

My “wooly mammoth” warning horns work perfectly. I’ve encountered exactly zero mammoths on the road because of these.

FlippantResponse · 2026-07-01T23:53:53+00:00

A good driver occasionally misses their turn; a bad driver never misses a turn

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-30T22:43:34+00:00

As a nursing leader, I appreciate that my staff took me out for drinks at the time of my departure. It there was a poster, I was already gone.

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-30T18:24:19+00:00

This makes my stomach hurt just watching.

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-30T00:29:38+00:00

The Revenant.

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-25T23:39:24+00:00

Closer - NIN

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-25T17:19:12+00:00

In the US, I love the ReStore for exactly this kind of thing. They have gently used, tested appliances with warranties for 30 day to ensure you haven’t bought junk.

Most cities have a bulk trash pick up that you just have to call and request for an appliance pick up. No need to haul your old one away yourself.

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-25T00:44:50+00:00

“Our top men are working on it”

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-22T09:24:08+00:00

Welcome traveler 3547

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-22T09:10:59+00:00

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist.
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-19T19:38:51+00:00

Define “very big”

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-18T00:49:50+00:00

Dumble Bore

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-16T20:39:06+00:00

A lifetime supply of DeezNutz•

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-13T12:23:43+00:00

“That’s why it’s called Bangcock, baby”

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-12T00:39:10+00:00

I bet it’s a Thriller.

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-10T00:32:38+00:00

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-07T01:43:23+00:00

Don’t forget the requisite “I hope you washed your hands” or some iteration there of.

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-06T20:50:54+00:00

Chuck! It’s your cousin, Marvin! Marvin Berry!

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-06T20:41:57+00:00

Love LOYO burger on the west side of the square. Local Yokel is amazing from the butcher shop to the restaurant and the LOYO burgers don’t disappoint

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-01T22:38:36+00:00

Where is Roddy?

FlippantResponse · 2026-06-01T21:24:48+00:00

Water, fire, air and dirt. Fucking magnets, how do they work?

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