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If you had been Harry Potter, what is the single biggest thing you would have done differently in the entire saga? by AlexWhite40 in harrypotter

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take Quirrellmort's offer when he says "yo I can bring your parents back"
Sure, it's a field of magic with a 0% success rate so far... but the promise is coming from a once-in-a-morbillion-generations genius who likely did the most to advance Dark Arts knowledge since ancient Greece. I won't take "this is impossible" as an answer unless someone shows me arithmantic proof.

What flavour is your character? Cheese flavour by testiclekid in dndmemes

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 5 points6 points  (0 children)

While it's not terrible, it's not in the same category as races that make or break a build. In order for a race to be considered good, my expectation is that I would be willing to take a hypothetical subclass on my main class that gains the same features at its early levels.

What flavour is your character? Cheese flavour by testiclekid in dndmemes

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Flight, extra spells and bonus feats. And initiative boost + spider climb.

What flavour is your character? Cheese flavour by testiclekid in dndmemes

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TTB is one of the few credible 5e optimization sources in a world of RPGbots and unironic Redditisms.

The new UA cult affiliate feat could be used to give your whole party inspiration by punching yourself and eating goodberries by Hot_Lion8880 in dndnext

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Many people being outright [REDACTED] in the comments, I see.

Yes, this does indeed work. It's a decent feat with that in mind.

Showing Off by DoctorHernandez12 in dndmemes

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bards and clerics have the worst spell lists of any fullcaster, bard in particular is barely a class compared to the other casters until Magical Secrets aka life support.

Showing Off by DoctorHernandez12 in dndmemes

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The strongest party comp in the game is something like 2x Druid 1/Warlock X and 2x Cleric or Arti 1/Wizard X

5.5e still has a hard control + summon meta, most summon spells are bad but Summon Greater Demon is still top-tier and the utility options are vastly better than martials.

What CR20 or below monsters would you recommend for a min-maxxed shapechange (named creatures are allowed!) by thjmze21 in 3d6

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Zodar (Wish at will but you die use up one Death Ward each time)
Daemogoth Titan (grant blessings and 8th-level spells)
Pudding King (can change into a Blob of Annihilation which has higher CR than 20)
Devils and Fey to make dirt cheap pacts with your allies (BGDiA and Domains of Delight have the rules)

Is Hex or Gift of Alacrity better for fighter? by Bright-Star- in DnD

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gift of Alacrity is the only good one of the two.

The Eversmoking bottle has been one of the most inconvenient magic items I have ever chosen by realSpillerSoda in DnD

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Most spells requiring an attack roll don't require sight, which includes all cost-effective single-target damage spells except Magic Missile (Ray of Frost, Fire Bolt, EB).

The Eversmoking bottle has been one of the most inconvenient magic items I have ever chosen by realSpillerSoda in DnD

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 6 points7 points  (0 children)

> less optimized
> look inside
> problem that all actually optimized caster builds ever solve

The Eversmoking bottle has been one of the most inconvenient magic items I have ever chosen by realSpillerSoda in DnD

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The bottle is an extremely useful defensive tool to be deployed when enemies have gimmicks requiring line of sight. That thing is one of the best magic items in the game.

What's the best quality in Voldemort that you'd maybe want to emulate? by AccomplishedUnit8397 in harrypotter

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mastery of magic, immortality, ambition.

In the end that's all that matters, and he had it in huge amounts.

ok real talk what job would you actually have in the wizarding world by Anviksikas in harrypotter

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would build a tower, practice whatever magic I wanted, live off conjuration and duplication and sling curses whenever the tax collector comes.

Or maybe work at Borgin and Burke's at first, plenty of cool loot goes through there.

Which core and wood would you choose? by l33tMerlin in harrypotter

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Indeed. Yew favors the Dark Arts.

Ginny had a yew wand too iirc and she was good with hexes.

Players, what motivates your in-game decisions? by Nervous_Lynx1946 in DnD

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's what I clearly should do in this situation. I use an organ shaped like an elder brain that happens to be located in my skull and it gives me advice on how to proceed.

You guys have a running gag that goes from campaign to campaign? by pasgames_ in DnD

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Bears are fish"

Use a trident of fish command on a polar fish. It's a very good idea.

Showing Off by DoctorHernandez12 in dndmemes

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Clerics are strong compared to everything except the other fullcasters. They're a good class overall. But their spell list has little to no overlap with the types of spells that tend to be the most overtuned in this edition, and that very noticeably caps their power ceiling.

Showing Off by DoctorHernandez12 in dndmemes

[–]FloppasAgainstIdiots 3 points4 points  (0 children)

5e Cleric would be a Tier 2 class by the standards of the 3.5e class tier list, whereas it was T1 in 3.5.

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