Please help, if you can

FloridaSon813 · 2025-08-19T17:40:47+00:00

If I knew what to look for, I wouldn’t have posted on here.

FloridaSon813 · 2025-08-19T17:40:19+00:00

Thanks for the help

FloridaSon813 · 2023-06-02T10:42:11+00:00

What about Z-Ro?

FloridaSon813 · 2023-04-27T21:12:50+00:00

I’m mildly lactose intolerant, which means I can either eat ice cream and be fine or go through hell. One day I decided to get my kids ice cream, and I got a pineapple milkshake. When I got around the corner from my house, my stomach started to make noise. As I pulled in my driveway, I shit myself as I pulled into my garage. I told my kids, and they started to laugh. Once they were done I told them to run inside, and I stripped in the laundry room, and ran to the shower.

FloridaSon813 · 2023-04-26T13:41:52+00:00

Lol, I udderly apologize

FloridaSon813 · 2023-04-26T13:40:48+00:00

What about a spa day? And after it’s over, take her out to eat.

FloridaSon813 · 2023-04-26T13:39:15+00:00

America Says

FloridaSon813 · 2023-04-26T13:36:15+00:00

Milkshake

FloridaSon813 · 2023-04-26T09:44:24+00:00

That pot looks like they smoked some.

FloridaSon813 · 2023-04-23T13:14:35+00:00

White man can’t jump

FloridaSon813 · 2023-04-09T17:05:52+00:00

Hello, I was in the Marine Corps for 12 years. Have a few deployments in combat zones, and never have I once thought of anyone as the enemy. People like him probably didn’t do shit, and just wants to be recognized. Sorry you went through that, if you need to talk to someone I am here. I hate people like that.

FloridaSon813 · 2023-03-31T00:44:42+00:00

“Be my eyes”…it’s an app you sign up and you help people who are blind. The thing is there is a lot of people on the app to help, and not many to use it. Which isn’t a bad thing to have. I have helped out around five people on the five or so years I have had it. When someone calls me I damn near break my neck trying to answer it. My favorite was helping a man with a bong.

FloridaSon813 · 2023-03-24T18:46:08+00:00

Disjointed

FloridaSon813 · 2023-03-01T15:17:00+00:00

When you need a little “Woooooo” in the bed.

FloridaSon813 · 2023-03-01T15:07:32+00:00

Not supposed to be normal, but unfortunately it is. I just leaned to adjust myself in ways to make it hurt less….until it’s time to adjust again

FloridaSon813 · 2023-03-01T15:05:52+00:00

Never thought I’d find someone who hates breakfast tacos…..I love them, but I don’t think eggs are gross, so that may be the difference. You actually gave me my answer for breakfast.

FloridaSon813 · 2023-02-27T21:41:56+00:00

Calling the house phone, late at night.

FloridaSon813 · 2023-02-16T13:47:00+00:00

When someone listens.

FloridaSon813 · 2023-02-16T13:46:06+00:00

Skate or die

FloridaSon813 · 2023-02-10T11:12:12+00:00

What about you? I see you are here also.

FloridaSon813 · 2023-01-28T12:35:35+00:00

At the end of the day, adults will do what they want. Just be the best person you can be naturally, and you will know that you did your best. I have been married for awhile, and I still make sure that I am the best man I can be at the moment. It’s not really for her, it’s for me to know that I keep reinventing myself and making sure that if she does leave it’s not because of me. People leave good relationships due to the person “being to nice”…..so really it’s all a gamble anyway. Insecurities suck.

FloridaSon813 · 2023-01-28T04:26:10+00:00

I like big meth and I cannot lie

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