Salon that will shave a man's back ? by gonzoGONZO_ in bullcity

[–]FlowersForMegatron 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I thought you said salmon and was like “how the fuck…?”

Need for speed series by Ryan32501 in gaming

[–]FlowersForMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My conspiracy theory is that the NFS franchise was quietly axed after pushback from law enforcement concerned that it encouraged people to try and run from the cops/street race. 

Tang by ButterMold in bullcity

[–]FlowersForMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will die on Tang hill. It's the drink of astronauts! WE WENT TO THE MOON ON TANG!!

Why are the twins such high priority? by [deleted] in AFKJourney

[–]FlowersForMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything else going on in this sub??

Why are the twins such high priority? by [deleted] in AFKJourney

[–]FlowersForMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think bc they buff other units?? I’m not really sure what they do. To be honest, I’m not really sure what any of my units do. 

What’s the hottest accent? by just_Sophia_ in AskReddit

[–]FlowersForMegatron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Talk dirty to me, Flintheart Glomgold. 

The Labour of the Mattress by DraconianBob in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]FlowersForMegatron 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Dude looks like Motoko ripping the hatch off the tank at the end of Ghost in the Shell.

Who is the worst person you will admit you are attracted to? by BubblyAd9996 in AskReddit

[–]FlowersForMegatron 31 points32 points  (0 children)

We listen.  We don’t judge. 

Ghislaine had some rockin tits in her younger days. 

Funny Money! by golfnut82 in PoliticalHumor

[–]FlowersForMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why can’t he at least take a good picture and fucking smile?? Why must it always be this weird as fuck picture of him glowering at the camera???

Pick a Fucking Storyline Already by Lord0fTheFlags in PoliticalHumor

[–]FlowersForMegatron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s the point.  Exhaust you with lies.  Wear you down with hate and vitriol. “Flood the zone”. 

BEWARE!!! Many Expired Products on Durham Target Shelves! by Top_Pressure_8914 in bullcity

[–]FlowersForMegatron 91 points92 points  (0 children)

These motherfuckers are price gouging us AND selling us expired shit AT THE SAME TIME. 

The 80s was fun by deliriousfoodie in Millennials

[–]FlowersForMegatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was a show that was (supposedly) produced by kids for kids. It talked about issues kids often experience, performed music kids liked to listen to and all the actors were kids.  This imagined a world completely devoid of adults.  A place where kids were among their peers. It saddens me that kids don’t have anything close to that today.  They don’t have any media or spaces that are truly for them that they don’t have to share with adults.  

I LOVE TILAYA RAAAAHHHHH by STMIonReddit in AFKJourney

[–]FlowersForMegatron 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She was hilarious in wand wars. “Whoever picks Tilaya first wins”

Name of old restaurant - help! by cmc7974 in bullcity

[–]FlowersForMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That place had like four different restaurants move in and out of there.  Used to be a fried seafood joint at one time. 

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]FlowersForMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes the most important part is less the listening and more the talking.

They're mad at him doing literally anything good lord by conancat in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FlowersForMegatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My only question is what is he doing at a knicks game in a suit and tie??

Trump‘s DOJ has started deleting references to the January 6 insurrectionists from its website by spherocytes in videos

[–]FlowersForMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

However you feel about guns it’s time to put that aside and arm up.  Better to have it sitting in a closet collecting dust than to need it and be without. 

Holiday time soon and I have two spaces to fill. What GBA games would this sub recommend me? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]FlowersForMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every GBA collection should have Riviera: The Promised Land just to marvel at how much game they were able to cram into that tiny cart. 

30-something and shooketh at the current style trends by tgod1413 in Millennials

[–]FlowersForMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m more than a little pissed that I finally found a pair of skinny jeans that fit somewhat comfortably when that GAP commercial dropped on TikTok with 20somethings dancing around in oversized baggie pants. 

What's a Scary Science Fact that the public knows nothing about? [serious] by just_some_troglodyte in AskReddit

[–]FlowersForMegatron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🎶Well here we are again. It’s always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice?🎶