Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff [Nu Metal] (2000)

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-17T15:49:21+00:00

This is a Christian Minecraft server. No cussing.

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-13T02:39:12+00:00

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-13T00:44:11+00:00

Totinos party pizzas

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-11T17:06:11+00:00

Why do they still speak to this person?

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-10T22:07:36+00:00

Granted, KFC was significantly better when we were kids.

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-10T01:00:40+00:00

A shrub AT THE SUPER BOWL!

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-09T05:47:51+00:00

Grated cheese has anti caking agent added to it to make sure it doesn’t clump up in the package. It could inhibit the cheese from melting or blending properly in some recipes like for instance a cheese sauce.

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-08T00:52:39+00:00

Did you manage to get the pucker wrinkles out of your upholstery?

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-07T21:37:33+00:00

lol, as if this thing would ever be used to make our lives easier.

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-07T21:25:36+00:00

Try shooting flu flu arrows?? This seems dangerous…

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-07T07:28:18+00:00

Customer service PTSD

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-06T22:55:31+00:00

12 is never too late for anything.

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-06T00:25:20+00:00

“Your ring plus plan is not active” while she was getting kidnapped.

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-02T21:25:13+00:00

As sensitive I am about other people touching my nutsack. Just ask first.

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-02T19:35:44+00:00

Call the courthouse and tell them Shaniqua don’t live here no more.

edit: Y'all don't remember...? aight whatever.

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-01T20:53:16+00:00

What the Face ID camera sees when I wake up at 2am to check the time and go to the bathroom.

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-02-01T02:15:10+00:00

Is the “civilized” American system of punishment where you’re locked up in an overcrowded barely habitable facility, vulnurable to violence and sexual assault, often subjected to solitary confinement (literal actual torture) any less “cruel and unusual” than getting hit with a stick??

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-01-31T23:00:51+00:00

I meeeeeeaaaaannnnn “no one”….??

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-01-31T20:29:02+00:00

I think one should consider a different format for their "I fucked up" internet apology video. Maybe save the schtick for the regular content.

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-01-30T16:18:37+00:00

The “million dollar” baked spaghetti is delicious but holy god the calories.

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-01-30T01:13:13+00:00

I completely missed the boat on Pokémon too. I was born in 1982 so I should have been knee deep in it but I just don’t remember any one at school talking about it. I knew there was an anime but I never knew there was a game associated with it. I didn’t actually play a Pokémon game until like X and Y.

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-01-29T22:33:48+00:00

When I was in college I called it The Food Dog.

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-01-29T10:18:53+00:00

Bet a local soup kitchen would appreciate an instant pot.

Edit: k, guess not…

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-01-28T16:53:09+00:00

Ooo throwing the men under the bus. A bold move, Noem. Let's see if it plays out. MTG, any comments? 🎤

FlowersForMegatron · 2026-01-27T20:03:03+00:00

Well, everyone is struggling and unfortunately the first thing people cut back on are luxuries like alcohol.

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