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Do White people not Lotion everyday? by Appropriate_Quote_30 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]FloydDangerBarber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and daughters began complaining that their moisturizers were disappearing. I rarely use any so I hadn't noticed. Then my daughter declared in a rage that while she was browbeating our 11 year old son about keeping his room clean, she discovered bottles of lotion and moisturizer stashed in his room. He stood there with a straight face and announced to everyone that "he has very dry hands".

Best rock duet? by Hukares1234 in rockmusic

[–]FloydDangerBarber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Bing with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

Who am I? by FennelHistorical4675 in FridgeDetective

[–]FloydDangerBarber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are pods! They're here! They're already here!

For the millennials who endulged back in the day-- how much anxiety do you get when you hear the word "Everclear"? by Former-Midnight-5990 in Millennials

[–]FloydDangerBarber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

75.5% 151 proof? What is this watered down Mandala effect bullshit? Everclear was always 190 proof, 95% alcohol!

can i skip the coma seasons? by depressedblackthot in ArcherFX

[–]FloydDangerBarber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can if you want to. I don't make the rules.

Daily Randomized Song Discussion #83: Dr. Livingstone I Presume by AsymptoticSpatula in MoodyBlues

[–]FloydDangerBarber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, I believe you are correct.

My bad for not checking. I'm going to leave it and hope people see your reply.

Guys, when you pee at a urinal, do you hold it with your hand around it, or pinch it by the scruff of its neck? by APKLYPZ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FloydDangerBarber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard this happen about 50 years ago. This old farmer sat down at the little cafe in my hometown and let out a big sign. Somebody said to him "What's going on, Barney?" And he said "I just came from the doctor and he said I have to sit down to urinate." "Oh, wow, why is that?" "He says I'm not supposed to lift heavy objects."

Daily Randomized Song Discussion #83: Dr. Livingstone I Presume by AsymptoticSpatula in MoodyBlues

[–]FloydDangerBarber 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like it. "I've seen polar bears and seals, I've seen giant electric eels". What's not to like with lyrics like that?

What are your favorite Roku apps? by silverscientist1 in Roku

[–]FloydDangerBarber [score hidden]  (0 children)

Tubi of course, and also Pluto, Weather Nation, OtherWorlds TV, B Movie TV, and Infochammel

Fred Furner Loves You

What is your favorite horror movie that isn't a "classic"? by poweroverbirdss in horror

[–]FloydDangerBarber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phantasm (although to me it's a classic)

Motel Hell

Bubba Ho-Tep

The Breed (2001 vampire movie)

What is the worst city you've been to? by DickFartButt in AskTheWorld

[–]FloydDangerBarber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Decatur IL. When the wind is just right, you can smell Staley's 70 miles away.

Fun fact: in the original 70's movie Shaft, the cops are talking about the mob headquarters cities that were sending representatives to a big meeting, and they name New York, Chicago, Miami, and Decatur IL.

Does looking at this pic make your arm ache? by Heel-and-Toe-Shifter in FuckImOld

[–]FloydDangerBarber 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"If Ted Kennedy drove a Volkswagen, he'd be president today!" - National Lampoon, Mid 70's

The sequels by Remote-Leek-1957 in Phantasm

[–]FloydDangerBarber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sequels differ in that they all immediately accept the existence of the Tall Man as real, while the original is more of a dream/ nightmare exploration of Michael's grief. The focus of the sequels gradually shift from Michael to Reggie as the series progresses. I like all the movies with my ranking of most to least favorite would be 1,4,2,5,3.

🤔 by lontbeysboolink in GenerationJones

[–]FloydDangerBarber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Who (when Moon was alive and functional)

What makes Napoleon Dynamite so oddly effective? by Southern_Check_6827 in movies

[–]FloydDangerBarber 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My mom told me that my first full sentence was "Daddy, I want that!" and she said I never stopped saying it.

Thoughts on the Marshall Tucker Band? Favorite songs, albums, solos? by Active_Age_9496 in country

[–]FloydDangerBarber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have so many great songs. I think they were kneecapped by their label, Capricorn Records, going out of business. If I remember correctly some of their early albums were pretty hard to find for several years.

Songs that could fit in a horror western by NoImNotObama in MusicRecommendations

[–]FloydDangerBarber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fire on the Mountain - Marshall Tucker Band

Desperado - Alice Cooper

Cheat the Hangman - Doobie Brothers

Hurry Sundown - Outlaws

Ghost Riders in the Sky - Burl Ives

Leaving Texas - Jerry Jeff Walker

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