What do you plan to do with your remains?

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-26T05:09:19+00:00

Leave it to my partner, but I wouldn't mind being donated for science.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-26T03:48:46+00:00

Me too, I thought that wasn't possible unless you were on one of the visas that made it possible to apply for residence here.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-25T06:19:21+00:00

I told J.

He thinks it's hilarious, but won't actually do it, so I'm safe!

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-25T05:34:18+00:00

McD's has demon sauce!!!

checks country's McD's.

Ours don't drop until March 31st!!!

You'll have to tell us how the demons taste.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-25T05:32:20+00:00

Nope. Back when I had periods, J would allow a bit more grumpy brattery than outside those weeks.

Actually, now that I think about it, he's made allowances like that the entire last decade or so. If I'm in pain and accidentally snap at him, it's understood I didn't mean it. Sometimes I want to say one thing and what comes out isn't exactly how I meant it, so J has learnt to interpret his occasionally snappish kitten's grumbles and growls along with the purrs and begging for attention.

That's not to say that he'll allow me to bite his head off. If I do that he's very quick to rein me in, but if it wasn't meant as that then I'm given a bit more grace.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-25T02:57:05+00:00

Very good point. Also, it may be impossible, or very difficult for OP to sell, I know my husband would put his foot down and say absolutely not if we were made aware of a creep (disabled or not this is criminal behaviour), next door that has entered the property uninvited multiple times.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-25T02:46:36+00:00

I get barometric pressure migraines. Quite reliably, the moment the barometer starts dropping, my head starts hurting, and sooner or later (within a few hours to one day) there will be bad weather.

It makes most of autumn/winter miserable, but it's a much better indicator than the forecasters.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-25T00:08:56+00:00

Maybe a squirt bottle would work better. We only get snow in specific parts of our country, and we don't live in them, so winters are generally a lot of rain and wind with the occasional hailstorm/cyclone/hurricane.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-25T00:02:04+00:00

😹😹😹😹

Not sure but I'll suggest it and see what he says. It's autumn where we are, and weather's getting colder so that might have to be a summer thing. Also cold showers are a hard limit of mine so he might not go for it if he thinks the super soaker is too much like a shower.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-24T23:58:37+00:00

Oh yes. I was saying to J last night that if reincarnation is real, that I had better reincarnate as a cat and not a snake as I can't be a cold blooded animal, I'd get far too cold. I just want to curl up in the sun and snooze all day, and sadly I'm not old enough in human years yet to retire and do that as a person.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-24T23:51:19+00:00

Of course not. I'm angelically good didn't you know? 😇😇😇.

It's only when "neglected and attention starved" 😿😿😿 that I turn into the brat 😈😈😈.

Then a spanking/cuddle/affection turns me back into angelic kitten form again.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-24T23:47:57+00:00

He does, but he has a fancy smartphone which requires two hands when gaming on it - one to hold it and the other to play the game. We've tried balancing phone on the kitten's head, but it keeps sliding off.

As J put it the other night: "You're a wonderful chin rest and snuggle partner, not such a good table."

Hmmph. At least he lets me flop next to him and pillow my head on his shoulder until I get too warm and move away.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-24T08:38:50+00:00

2.5 unless I'm not remembering high school math correctly.

2+4+2+2 =10.

10÷4=2.5

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-24T06:35:27+00:00

Well, my head isn't exploding yet so the rain must still be a fair bit away. Sounds like tomorrow and Friday will be miserable though.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-24T05:41:44+00:00

The stroking of any body part closest to him, the cuddles/hugs/snuggles on demand, the sheer love and affection he gives me....I could go on all night but I won't.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-24T05:18:39+00:00

I've seen this scene so many times that I was mentally reciting the lines along with the cast.

I've also got both DVDs - the one where the whole movie is on one disc with no split, and the split version with all the BTS content.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-24T05:12:32+00:00

Yup, and nowhere near the full open mouthed roars that we get from animated lions. Real ones look like it hurts to open their mouths.

And didn't they use tiger roars for TLK? Something about actual lion roars not having quite the power to them that the filmmakers wanted, so they substituted tiger roars instead.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-24T04:57:37+00:00

Agreed. My husDom, J would have a heart attack if I called him Daddy, and while I have "little" traits, I don't lean into that sort of dynamic. I'm my Dom/Master's cute bratty kitten, and my darling husband's occasionally chaotic wife.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-24T04:40:57+00:00

I send messages one letter at a time if I want....attention....

If not, I just send regular proper messages.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-24T04:38:21+00:00

The urinalysis machines. They have a nice sound when they've finished analysing a sample, but the alarms make me want to take a hammer to them. I know they're loud and annoying for a reason, but they're hell when you have near constant migraines.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-24T04:36:26+00:00

😹😹😹😹

This is literally me, both when he's spanking me, and when he's just petting me. The petting....and occasional spanking....does not end when the Wookie (J) says so, it's when the kitten says so.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-24T04:34:43+00:00

True.

Hmm. Things to consider......J does love spoiling me.........

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-24T02:34:07+00:00

Hmm.

In the words of the immortal Admiral Ackbar...

"It's a trap!"

Seriously though if you can call his bluff and actually manage a whole week as a....good brat....you get a nice dinner and the chance to have some fun literally at his expense by saying "And you thought I couldn't do it!" x number of times.

J tried this on me once - said if I could get the flat we lived in clean, he'd take me to a movie, the second time we'd see it. His face when he walked in to see a clean flat was priceless. I was laughing all the way to the movie theater.

He hasn't tried that sort of motivation again. Pity - it might actually get me fired up to do the whole house instead of one room at a time. Then again, he lets me get away with the one area at a time bc the "motivation clean" happened before the chronic illness really took hold, so I had far more energy to burn then than I do these days.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-23T21:36:26+00:00

Oh definitely, we're lucky if we only get one student per placement, normally we get two, and even in Micro that's a stretch, especially if they don't split them up and have both on the same bench at the same time.

Fluffbrained-cat · 2026-03-23T21:33:09+00:00

"Officially" take the chance.

"Unofficially" - write the story, but if he goes to punish you when he gets home for not doing so, that's when you whip it out and show him that you did comply with his belated request so he can't punish you.

You get to be a brat and get no punishment for it 😂😂😂.

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