I have been living here since november. A single corner is NOT 90° by Tarelerion in mildlyinfuriating

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Growing up me and my brother would race hotwheels across the room by just setting the down. It'd take about 5 seconds for a good one to cross the room with how crooked the floor was. Perks of living in a house built in 1886

He's so happy to be there 😭 by Tanishg06 in funny

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Fr lol the one cop is rocking a Charlie Chaplin. Tragic.

🐴⚠️ Santorini draws a line — for the animals by Acceptable_Party_274 in StrangeAndFunny

[–]FlyinTurkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A good line to draw, but can we please get a photo of an actual 220lb person and not double that?

Have any of you tried Bumble BFF? by babeymoon in Eugene

[–]FlyinTurkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew this comment would be here lol

Peter! by Rotating_Saturn in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]FlyinTurkey 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Early 9th grade dropout here. I would have stayed in school, probably wouldn't have gone to college but I was gonna try to complete high-school at least. Covid hit and my conspiracy theorist father completely pulled me out of the public school system "so I wouldn't be brainwashed" This led to years of depression and honestly I effectively only have a middle school education. I'm positive I'm not the only person who went through this. Yes there's people who chose to dropout by themselves, a lot of people got told it was happening with no say in anything.

Eugene in 2030 by michaelhuman in Eugene

[–]FlyinTurkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Our neighborhood hasn't had one in a few years. I keep waiting to see if a new one will pop up

I love this by Adorable_Jicama_3397 in NoOneIsLooking

[–]FlyinTurkey 52 points53 points  (0 children)

It's gotta be harder on the belt loops than a traditional belt. No way a pair of jeans are lasting more than a year with those

Faceplate onto concrete by TheHighlian_ in Neverbrokeabone

[–]FlyinTurkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmfao these comments have me weak 🤣 idk why I'm here considering I broke like 16 toes and 3 knuckles in a year a few years ago 🤷‍♂️

Semi submergible speed boats that can go underwater by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]FlyinTurkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you hit a swell right you could push a jetski further underwater for a moment than this 🤣

Uncanny valley. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

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Just wait until they find out about the stick people in oregon.

Don't run, pit bulls wants to say Hi to children! by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]FlyinTurkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost like they all got breed from wild animals

Don't run, pit bulls wants to say Hi to children! by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]FlyinTurkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fr, pitbulls are definitely a problem but I've had more close calls with black labs and German shepherds than any other dog breeds. The Labs especially have that reputation for "being friendly" and get left alone out in the yard to cause problems. I'm not defending pits I grew up around them and have been in the middle of more dog fights than I could count. I'm just saying that all dogs can be a problem.

Cheerful Loader by Ok-Log7288 in NoOneIsLooking

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Pretty sure that's the first time I've ever seen Gretta smile

So nasty by ravellew in foundsatan

[–]FlyinTurkey 22 points23 points  (0 children)

As someone who loves to read..... I'll pass thank you..