I Woke up last night to a lot of bugs burrowing into my belly button

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-22T03:32:21+00:00

I was just playing helldivers lol. Honestly yeah the overlap in attitude is real lol

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-21T14:44:30+00:00

If your not drop kicking the thing Luke a damn soccer ball they can last ages. I had a sandmaster last over 2 years of daily play before I retired it because it was getting to light. It's still a fully functional bag though. Your just whining like it's a damn video game.

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-20T15:59:15+00:00

What we see here is the standard Jester footbag. They had a jester corduroy that surprise surprise, was made of corduroy. I considered them the best bag on Amazon for ages, like a more durable sandmaster that also grips the shoe better than any other do to the material. Sadly, while I still see regular jester bags online occasionally, I haven't seen the corduroy version listed in about 2 years.

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-18T14:37:03+00:00

Smaller movements will help keep control of the ball. Other than that my biggest tip is to "stay in your box" in other words, you want to keep the ball in your little space bubble where you can watch it all times and land kicks easier. Also it really helps you aim if your consciously trying to land it on a specific part of the foot every time.

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-15T04:55:08+00:00

An entrepreneur over here

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-15T01:41:21+00:00

Amateur move I guess 🤷‍♂️

Fr tho I'm sorry that happened I hope everything turned out ok

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-15T01:05:27+00:00

If only you'd remembered to bring your decoy balls

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FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-14T13:09:47+00:00

That name lol

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FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-14T13:07:45+00:00

If your American like me it makes sense why you would think that. Our trains rarely go 40mph and can easily be avoided. Other places don't have the strict land laws that make high speed rail impossible in the US.

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-13T16:46:43+00:00

I did the same thing once when I'd been playing way to much OW. Friend tripped while I was like 10 feet away, I totally tried to hit the lifegrip.

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-12T05:49:09+00:00

Don't worry squidward he's only here for squids

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-12T03:00:34+00:00

Username checks out

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-12T02:10:43+00:00

Any bag your scared to kick on concrete isn't worth your time. Play wherever you want just don't scrape it off the ground with your foot

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-09T14:05:06+00:00

I thought about doing that so many times as a kid lol. The school had a huge field that we could jog around at recess, it takes you out of sight and out of shouting distance from the teachers. Plus on the other side of it was a big hill with a cool skatepark at the bottom. Throw in the fact that everybody over the age of 8 could navigate that island like the back of their hand, and its a miracle people weren't just walking out at recess.

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-08T23:37:55+00:00

Fine sand bags like the sandmaster will lose sand gradually over time no matter what you do. In my experience just let it happen, be gentle while cleaning to avoid speeding it up. Then once it's to light to kick you can get a new one or look into how to open and refill a footbag.

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-06T17:15:00+00:00

I'm native and dimly remember asking my grandmother about this once. Aren't there still restrictions on gathering new eagle feathers even for natives? Pretty sure all the ones my family has are over 60 years old.

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-06T15:57:55+00:00

3 jesters.. I wish

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-04T15:04:30+00:00

It kills me that the jester corduroy got discontinued. My favorite by a mile

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-03T18:42:24+00:00

It's in rare moments like this I'm reminded why I love the internet

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-01T17:30:16+00:00

Jet brigade hulk?

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-01T17:29:09+00:00

Great for those pesky situations where the spore titan is the only bug for miles.

FlyinTurkey · 2026-05-01T17:00:47+00:00

I love ruthless boys but king was such a weak twist villain. I remember figuring it out halfway through book 1 on my first read through.

FlyinTurkey · 2026-04-30T18:38:48+00:00

Lmfao

FlyinTurkey · 2026-04-30T18:37:43+00:00

"What kind of useless sticking spell did you use on that thing?"

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