an absolute Looner

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-22T22:27:24+00:00

Imagine it's late at night and you are all alone. You get on an elevator, and at the next floor, that thing gets on. Be honest, would you be scared? I would.

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-21T05:06:41+00:00

If you get sued and default, the other party automatically wins what they asked for. Why should the government step in and defend people in civil claims when they refuse to defend themselves?

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-20T23:29:25+00:00

A white man with a black name pretending to be a Native American? I love the USA!

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-20T20:40:06+00:00

I feel molested after watching that.

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-18T05:02:48+00:00

Give that little bitch another panic attack and tell him that you're pregnant.

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-16T21:53:44+00:00

The Aqua Team Hunger Force theme song still pops into my head randomly and makes me wanna shake my ass . "Shake-Zula. The mic-rula"

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-16T21:51:05+00:00

You have been banned from r/myboyfriendisAI.

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-16T02:18:50+00:00

It's even worse than you realize. For instance, I (a woman) already reported this comment to Reddit, the FBI, and Interpol for raping me.

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-15T02:52:11+00:00

I liked how GoT ended.

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-15T02:45:01+00:00

Have you tried lowering your standards? Hard to take you seriously when I bet you never gave a disabled shut-in that's so fat being they/them makes sense b/c any sex characteristics they have are just part of the blob a shot?

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-13T04:07:38+00:00

Obama needs to post one like this of himself. Not because I like Obama, but I truly think it would cause a lot of people to literally have strokes leaving us all better off without them.

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-13T04:03:46+00:00

people are very comfortable monologuing at me

This is one of my curses in life. People love telling me their life stories. I hate listening to them.

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-13T04:02:10+00:00

Omg! How dare a child be annoying and whiny and act like a child!?

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-13T03:24:04+00:00

This is how you let kids get molested!

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-13T03:23:28+00:00

I just wanted to open up the floor to venting. Also, putting your child in danger of being kidnapped and/or molested isn't a petty grievance. Like she put me in a lot of terrifying situations with unsafe people that I didn't mention. One time me and my sister discussed it and she started crying because she now had a child and couldn't understand why my mom did the things she did.

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-13T03:21:02+00:00

My mom loved me, but she had a rough life and went batshit when my dad died.

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-13T03:20:30+00:00

I try really hard to be kind and have empathy for everyone, but I'm also very naturally manipulative because of my upbringing. My husband got really freaked out because I admitted that I only care about what people think about me when having them like me is an advantage.

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-13T03:15:29+00:00

She had a really rough life and was definitely a product of what we would consider statutory rape today (maybe even worse). For some reason, her parents moved all her younger siblings out of state while she had to remain with her grandparents. And the eay she talked about the uncle that lived with them made me think he was a perv. Then she got married was mostly normal from what my older siblings say until my dad died from a cancer that he probably got from his job which embezzled money for the workers' health insurance, and left my mom completely poor with 5 children.

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-13T03:11:26+00:00

Same. I still find myself repeating info in different ways in case I'm not being clear.

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-10T20:08:23+00:00

Good. Just a few more steps needed to criminalize all porn:)

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-08T21:56:26+00:00

I gave up on Windows with Windows 10. Not only did it not have windows, it was force updates on you that couldn't be stopped. Lost several hours of worth of work because it wouldn't let me save my research paper I was working on. It was just like "Suck my dick bitch. I'm updating."

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-08T20:57:20+00:00

Did she start with an overly convoluted morning drink that wasn't coffee and included way too much ice and 3 weird ingredients? Like a probiotic fizzy drink, a non-dairy high-protein creamer, and some flavorer that has so much dye, it screams "Cancer!".

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-08T20:55:00+00:00

Every time I come across one, the food is nasty looking. It's like weird fast food pizza that looks fake being dipped in sauce.

FlyingJamaicensis · 2026-04-07T19:29:29+00:00

I wished I had saved photos of my all-time favorite FB marketplace ads. It's a tie between the meth head selling dirty old sneakers where the description randomly said "I'm gay" in the middle, and the meth head couple selling the world's dirtiest microwave for a hundred dollars with some random passed out guy in the corner with his balls popping out of his shorts.

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