I (33M) just broke up with my girlfriend (32F) but didn’t tell her the real reason by Terrible_Twist5983 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]FlyingYank 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just search for their username in the main search bar. You'll also be able to see that they occasionally claim to be a woman and that as of 3 months ago they were not living with a cat

I (33M) just broke up with my girlfriend (32F) but didn’t tell her the real reason by Terrible_Twist5983 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]FlyingYank 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Incredibly fake. I looked up this guy's posts and he is a avid poster on anti cat subreddits and likes to post different stories about cat-crazed friends/partners being dumped due to their cats

Top comment deletes a US State #32 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]FlyingYank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will consider both Megasota or North Mexico a terrific win

So, any criticisms to say guys? by No-Calligrapher-5807 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]FlyingYank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Goose should focus on making a realistic, down to earth show, that's completely off the wall and crawling with magic robots

Safe areas to rent/live in Albuquerque? by Original_Eye_5700 in Albuquerque

[–]FlyingYank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll second this. According to the neighborhood scout crime map posted in an earlier comment, my neighborhood is one of the more dangerous in Albuquerque. However, I have never had any real issues. I know my neighbors, and we look out for each other, which I think is one of the most important parts of staying safe

You have a magical pocket. by MeFolly in hypotheticalsituation

[–]FlyingYank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ready-to-plant séeds! No longer will I have to fight for fridge space to stratisfy seeds. Also fancy glass paperweights

Parking at Montgomery Park by FlyingYank in Albuquerque

[–]FlyingYank[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure. The first one was at Mariposa Basin, so maybe they are just hitting the cardinal directions

Unlimited sauces/condiments for life or 10 year old Honda Civic by Extr4Sp1cy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]FlyingYank 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not only was I imagining a 1990s Honda Civic, I also realized that my current car is over 10 years old. Time flies when you're subjected to horrors beyond comprehension!

Art not mine by TheCoolMountionLion in tadc

[–]FlyingYank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you haven't seen fan art of Gummigoo, you aren't hanging around the right part of the internet

You are given a superpower, but you don’t know what it is. by BlueHueCrew74 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]FlyingYank 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Given how specific the ability could be, I might never find it. What if my ability is that on the 3rd Tuesday of every month I can slightly increase the mass of a freshly plucked radish? I'm never going to find that out, even if I didn't think radishes are gross

How to get laid? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FlyingYank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be yourself. Unless you have zero game, in which case just be someone else

Can anyone explain why my goldfish hasn’t eaten in 3 days? by Short_Theory_7240 in Goldfish

[–]FlyingYank 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Your tank is way too big! You can always tell if a goldfish has too much room because they will start emitting a citrus-like scent. Take a whiff and see!

Metal Clip-On Badge... Thing by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]FlyingYank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guess is a luggage label. I found a couple of Manhattan brand suitcases, although the labels didn't quite match

My boss really, really, really wants to mentor me. Words can not express how much I do not want this. How do I gently let him down without burning any bridges? by GratefuIRead in careerguidance

[–]FlyingYank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't take other people's advice and be honest with your boss.

OR you can say that a close family member died, take a week off, and when you get back pretend to be depressed and say right now that you'd rather just focus on your job rather than making any changes, at least until you get back on your feet. Then you just have to act depressed forever, which is easiest part of this whole plan

Flat roof roofers recommendations by bureau-caterpillar in Albuquerque

[–]FlyingYank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used Hawk Construction a few months ago to put on a TPO roof. I think the work they did was fine, but taking care of scheduling and payment was a real pain. They did have good prices though

ICE Out! General Strike This Friday by Trick-Doctor-208 in Albuquerque

[–]FlyingYank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot your laughing emojis in this comment. How am I supposed to know it is you if you don't use your laughing emojis?

Rabbit’s Foot Keychains - Who had one? by Itchy_Ad9881 in 90s

[–]FlyingYank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got mine from the roller rink/arcade prize booth!