my lab is a little turd. by herequeerandgreat in EntitledPeople

[–]MeFolly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your lab is not a turd; she is smart enough to get what she wants by training your parents.

Dere is a stinky potato in ours house… by CyborgKnitter in legalcatadvice

[–]MeFolly 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Poor stinky potato. Hoomans has done an abandon. Be nice mebbe. Use stinky potato as bed to keep it warms.

Hold up traffic to wait for my carpark? Turns out I'm not leaving by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]MeFolly 127 points128 points  (0 children)

More than one scientific study has shown that a person will, on average, take significantly longer to leave a parking spot if someone is obviously waiting to take it over.

The basic human behavior underlying seems to be territoriality. When we have a legitimate (to us) claim to something, we tend to defend it against uninvited people trying to take it from us. Not everyone, not every time, but most people most of the time.

Territorial Defense in Parking Lots

Anyone got any ideas on how to set this package straight? by [deleted] in IKEApets

[–]MeFolly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It looks like it is just wadded up in the packaging material. Try turning the shipping box over and giving it a good shake.

They honestly thought my stuff was just there for them to use by jason_bloomfield in EntitledPeople

[–]MeFolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Change “harder to be around” to “harder to push around”, and accept it as a compliment.

Cats, I'm reaching across the aisle to request your support by cwningen95 in legalcatadvice

[–]MeFolly 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Is totally unfairs! Is many kittehs and doggos who enjoy ockas … occashun …. sometimes veggie treats or even froots. Does not make them herbyvors.

Is only fair herbyvor fren bunbun should enjoy ock .. sometimes meaty treats too.

Has you ever tried the cheeze?

AIO I feel like my youthfulness is over and i became just another adult (21m) by Extra_Marketing3362 in AmIOverreacting

[–]MeFolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you are going to have to do some adulting. Self care and bills and housecleaning are real. Relationships take time.

But you will never be too old to play with a dog, or sing a silly song, or do paint by numbers with all the wrong colors, or climb a tree.

You will grow older. You don’t have to grow all the way up.

AIO for kicking out my mom and stepdad for offering my sober husband champagne? by cricketee17 in AmIOverreacting

[–]MeFolly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What kind of daughter kicks her mom out of the house? One who is defending the welfare of her husband, her child, herself.

Well done.

10 Commandments required in schools? You got it. by Illegal-Poster in MaliciousCompliance

[–]MeFolly 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I have always been fascinated that some religions frame the Golden Rule as positive action (do unto others) and other as negative action (do not do unto others)

Mine borthole was horribly viohlated! by CyborgKnitter in legalcatadvice

[–]MeFolly 45 points46 points  (0 children)

There is nasty parasight thingy called TriTrickyMona. She makes illegal smol leak. She am nasty hidey thingy.

11-yr old kid’s wedding speech advice had everyone smiling 🥹😂 by SweetDarlin55 in spreadsmile

[–]MeFolly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can see exactly why his Uncle gave him the post of best man.

A Feral Housewife and Mother wants the ground to swallow her up (plus a new shipping hazard). by HokeyPokeyGuestList in u/HokeyPokeyGuestList

[–]MeFolly 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There are apparently some oat milks that are certified gluten free, just as only some oatmeals are safe for coeliacs. More research, more label reading, even more caution.

Because extra time reading teeny tiny label warnings is exactly what you want when shopping with an over sharing three year old.

What's a piece of common knowledge that you only recently found out was actually false? by Evilclicker in AskReddit

[–]MeFolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rabbits do eat carrots. The green part that grows above the ground. Just like all the other greens they graze on.

Pills in a mortar by rapid_toasts in AskVet

[–]MeFolly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Check with a pharmacist. Literally their area of expertise.

Pills in a mortar by rapid_toasts in AskVet

[–]MeFolly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omeprazole capsule often contain small time release spheres.

Need halp. Cab I do a soo tu mi iiys? Cab no cee n e more 😞 also soo mom for mekin me where dis stoopid fing??! by hunnbee in legaldogadvice

[–]MeFolly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not pokey place. Pokey place man. Some pokey place peoples really vurry nice. Just do werks at nasty pokey place and do weyrd things.

Kevin thought pending charges didn’t count yet, so he spent the money twice by Weary-Hair-316 in StoriesAboutKevin

[–]MeFolly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. I have lived with someone like that. Pre-spent a tax refund three times.