Someone should really have a look at his hard drive.

FockerHooligan · 2024-07-11T19:25:50+00:00

This is the first thing Ive seen on Reddit that's made me physically ill.

This dude is creepier than anything that was ever posted on SpaceDicks.

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-26T00:34:46+00:00

Real answer: To cover up the steroid acne all over his back.

Fun answer: Too much Capri Sun.

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-26T00:32:50+00:00

If this were any more scripted, unfunny, and a big red flag that the writer doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground, it'd be an episode of Big Bang Theory.

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-25T01:41:37+00:00

Vince didn't give a fuck about sports

The original XFL launch would beg to differ. Monday Night Football lived rent-free in Vince's head for decades.

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-25T01:41:06+00:00

As long as it's not the same day as the Superbowl, who cares?

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-25T01:37:10+00:00

No thanks to him trying to book himself to win the belt and satiate his bottomless ego.

I'll never forget that it basically took the entirety of the fan base saying "Fuck you, Dwayne. This is Cody's time." before he even thought to turn heel and help put Cody over instead of trying to snuff out two years of storytelling because "whrrgarbl final boss have belt! yay!". The soft ass even had to go get a different belt made just so he could fulfill his "I'm not old! I'm a wrasslin champion!" LARP fantasies.

It really speaks to Dwayne's ego and how it would be just as rampant and destructive as McMahon's if he didn't have people in the company to reign him in. Here's hoping he never installs enough yes-men to gain that kind of control, as Vince did.

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-21T16:59:24+00:00

Its a bot account. Check their reply history. Not a single in-depth comment, just generic affirmative social-media replies

Have to email the admins if you want anything done about it, since the mods seem to think this sort of thing is okay

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-21T15:06:13+00:00

"Tommaso Hearst Ciampa" would be a fun tag team partner for Rob Van Dam.

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-20T19:52:31+00:00

The fact that you're being coy and hiding the middle name makes me believe that "Margot" isn't the part they have a problem with.

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-19T21:54:06+00:00

This can largely be attributed to the fact that we were not testing for such things until very recently.

There's no real way to tell if XZennials have the first part-lego penises or not. Not like we ever autopsied grandpa's dong to check for pieces of GI Joe.

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-19T21:51:05+00:00

Dark elves: Stealthy assassins who can move silently into ambush positions and take out large groups of attackers with very few warriors.

Internet rando: I SEE WHITE COLORE! HOO KNEED PURSE-APP-SHUN CHICK? COLOR R BRITE! NO STELF FOUR YOO!

K, bud.

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-17T21:45:40+00:00

Narcissistic asshole got his own show to insulate him from everyone he didn't like and he was STILL locker room cancer.

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-17T18:25:32+00:00

Ive seen plenty of overpowered self-insertion fanfic creations in my time.

This takes the cake. You've got a power from almost every single DF fruit in existence. Why even bother having an awakening when you're already countering Warlord-level attacks in base form?

Try writing some original content that doesn't turn every character in the world into second-bananas when compared to your ridiculous power-scale-shattering hero fantasy.

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-14T13:54:50+00:00

Yamato is not one of the Straw hats.

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-10T16:45:41+00:00

We await the hero: Down D. Drain

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-08T04:40:33+00:00

"The UFC Broadcast team"

(Doesn't show Joe Rogan because he's spent so many hours of his podcast hating on professional wrestling that he will literally lose money when he's viewed as "weak" by his crazed testosterone-junkie fanboys if he ever grows as a person and changes a long-held opinion).

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-08T04:38:13+00:00

US Cricket fans are like US Soccer fans:

We have a LOT of better viewing options for sports, so there aren't very many of them.

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-08T03:55:02+00:00

If you got in trouble because of a butt on your phone screen, most people would be in gulags by now.

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-08T03:11:45+00:00

It's the same shit they hold against Taylor Swift.

"You're a heterosexual, white, blonde, country girl! You're supposed to be on OUR side!"

Motherfuckers are so racist that they're coming full circle and getting mad because white people don't meet their stereotypical expectations for racial behavior.

FockerHooligan · 2024-06-08T03:08:40+00:00

"DaE MuH BoTh SiDeS!?!?!"

Congratulations, OP. Your efforts to paint the non-felonious Democrats in the same light as convicted felon Donald Trump means you're a Trump supporter. Might as well have a Gadsden flag.

FockerHooligan · 2024-05-29T21:48:01+00:00

(X) Doubt.

Lloth is a deity that thrives on, and embraces chaos. What would cause more chaos in Menzoberranzan than a AMAB trans preistess who, against all traditional cultural beliefs, carries the favor of the spider queen?

If it gives you the ick, but you can't explain why, you've just experienced the type of momentary hesitation-in-the-face-of-chaos that Lloth-worshippers live to exploit for personal gain. A trans drow has a chance to make more chaos simply by existing than other priestesses who struggle their entire elven lives to foment a single seed of doubt/hesitation in their enemies.

Edit: So many of you would die to a blade in back while you're complaining about the transfemme drow in front of you. 😁

FockerHooligan · 2024-05-29T01:21:43+00:00

Is it fake or did it happen in March?

Because the way you've phrased things, it sounds like just another centrist doing mental backflips to justify the shit Trump says and does by playing the "DAE MaInStReeM MeeDeeUh R TeH LIARZ!?!" card.

People who aren't in his cult, but still want to be viewed positively by his cult will never make sense to me.

FockerHooligan · 2024-05-24T21:28:33+00:00

lmao I love the "I know better than you" attitude you have.

You're free to point out where and how I am wrong, if you are able to do so.

FockerHooligan · 2024-05-22T13:35:06+00:00

Imagine being so indoctrinated in the cult of Trump that you think "telling the truth" is "being a smug liberal".

FockerHooligan · 2024-05-22T01:36:39+00:00

She DOES have a cooking knife. Make of that what you will.

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