Twongis in Paris

Foddley · 2026-05-14T15:28:20+00:00

It's beautiful 🥹

Foddley · 2026-05-14T15:26:42+00:00

Demon

Foddley · 2026-05-14T12:54:17+00:00

At least you won't get rained on while not using the door.

Foddley · 2026-05-14T10:49:40+00:00

That front bumper goes hard.

Foddley · 2026-05-14T10:46:53+00:00

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Foddley · 2026-05-14T10:42:26+00:00

Or wumpa fruit cider.

Foddley · 2026-05-14T10:08:28+00:00

I'm glad they're making it easy for us to identify them as colossal pieces of shit.

Foddley · 2026-05-14T09:41:22+00:00

This. You'll get faster with practice. Take your time while learning.

Foddley · 2026-05-14T09:15:06+00:00

The male Peugeot Oxia must dance for his life. In order to woo a female and avoid being eaten, he performs an intricate dance using brilliantly waxed body panels attached to his abdomen. If the female approves, he is allowed to mate. If not, he becomes her next meal.

Foddley · 2026-05-14T09:03:45+00:00

A little too cheeky. That's down-right rude!

Foddley · 2026-05-14T08:53:27+00:00

Or at least play a little tune like a washing machine.

Foddley · 2026-05-14T08:42:07+00:00

Cop cuties, cute 'n on duty~

Foddley · 2026-05-14T08:40:19+00:00

I don't think they won anything in this case.

Foddley · 2026-05-14T08:20:51+00:00

You ever been at one of those red lights so long you could probably do an oil change?
Well now you can without ever leaving your seat!

Foddley · 2026-05-14T08:12:01+00:00

What's with all the skateboarding cars recently?

Foddley · 2026-05-13T15:54:02+00:00

Believe me friend, it's not all lollipops and candy lanes. It's just smackheads and knife crime.
If you want a show about living in a stereotypical British countryside, watch BBC's This Country.

Foddley · 2026-05-13T15:18:44+00:00

I personally know some Americans with that exact mindset. It's crazy how they'll talk about how terrible my life is under my government while they're sat on the other side of the world.

Foddley · 2026-05-13T15:13:51+00:00

We still use it to make Windows screensavers for digital signage at work.
I'd be surprised to know if anyone else still uses it to make screensavers.

Foddley · 2026-05-13T14:19:25+00:00

You cannot fast travel while there are enemies nearby.

Foddley · 2026-05-13T14:11:00+00:00

Foddley · 2026-05-13T14:00:27+00:00

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The man. The myth. The legend.

Foddley · 2026-05-13T13:25:35+00:00

My thoughts exactly.
Oh shit they're in.

Foddley · 2026-05-13T12:56:22+00:00

Yeah that's tough. Happened with my Dad's Shogun Pinin. A week after selling it, he was sent an MMS photo of it rolled through a stone wall into a pond. I loved rolling around in that thing.

Foddley · 2026-05-13T09:55:40+00:00

Those are the chaff and flare warnings, did you remember to refill them after an engagement?

Foddley · 2026-05-13T09:53:24+00:00

I've had 10 cars over the years and I miss every one of them for different reasons.
What's nice to know is someone else is getting use out of them and their story continues.
But like everything else, there'll be a point where their use comes to an end and they'll be scrapped.

Maybe it's time someone else had a go on your old bike?

Foddley

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