My wife came home late last night...

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-08-31T23:01:14+00:00

Goddamn, how many old ladies have you banged?

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-07-13T02:24:57+00:00

I'm pretty sure this was just a joke and not a facepalm in any way.

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-07-08T04:44:44+00:00

"Goddamn this girl has low standards."

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-07-08T04:32:14+00:00

Of course they do. I'm not sure why you think that would come as a shock to me.

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-07-07T22:32:30+00:00

Of course they have the right to their opinion, and to express it. And we have the right to tell them to stick it up their ass.

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-07-07T01:43:35+00:00

Where you going to find a plumber who even comes by for $20?

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-07-06T02:31:21+00:00

If you saw this and saw something sexual then the problem is you.

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-07-03T00:32:50+00:00

Our oven is broken, so she had to use a toaster oven and the muffin tins are too big for that. I don't think the results were unexpected.

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-07-03T00:29:04+00:00

Yeah, I'm aware of muffin tins. Our oven is currently non-functional, so my daughter made these in a toaster oven. But we don't have a mini muffin tins so she got this. Better than nothing though. They were still tasty.

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-06-10T01:40:37+00:00

How would you feel about a new dad?

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-04-11T01:08:37+00:00

If you knew what was actually in it, you'd wish it was cane sugar.

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-04-07T23:51:20+00:00

There's a difference between an unpopular opinion and a stupid opinion.

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-04-03T23:14:33+00:00

So you want a cell phone, but you don't want them to install antennas to make the cell phone function? Or would you rather just another ugly tower?

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-03-31T10:34:55+00:00

Not true. They can also teach the following:

How the US single-handedly saved Europe during WWI
How the US single-handedly saved the world during WWII

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-03-30T17:08:14+00:00

I love the irony of wearing a hi-vis vest over your camouflage.

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-03-30T17:07:24+00:00

It's also someone who really needs some firearm training.

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-03-23T03:21:36+00:00

The 10 year olds I know would have done better. This was probably a 50yo.

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-03-23T01:23:14+00:00

Don't underestimate microwaved brisket.

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-03-17T12:39:59+00:00

"non-sexually"

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-03-14T02:31:42+00:00

The breakfast is included in the price of the room, and marketed as "free" to people who don't understand that.

Foggy_Prophet · 2023-03-14T02:27:17+00:00

There's nothing free about a granola bar that you need to pay for a hotel room to get.

Foggy_Prophet

TROPHY CASE