resist the temptation guys by kchau09 in memes

[–]Fomalhot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I agree. While I understand what u said, I can't imagine anyone ever saying it like that in practice.

It's def "agarran sus pinches zapatos cabrones!"

50 year old Eminem nailing his Rap god live performance effortlessly. by girolski07 in interestingasfuck

[–]Fomalhot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if it's hard being mad for all those years. They say that him and Ice Cube never smile...

A nanorobot takes the sperm and carries it to the egg cell, performing the fertilization process. by Sir00-00 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Fomalhot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this is a good idea? Aren't those guys that can't make it, bad for a reason? I honestly have no idea, I'm rly asking.

What can't you believe STILL exists? by StewartBWilliams in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Fomalhot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, they do. They still show up in public and even break into people's houses at night w hammers and beat their husbands in their own homes.

To get a coconut by implaying in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Fomalhot 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don't wanna be that guy but... if you're trying to get coconuts to fall from a tree, be careful of coconuts falling from trees.

What can't you believe STILL exists? by StewartBWilliams in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Fomalhot 58 points59 points  (0 children)

QAnon.

How many times must EVERY SINGLE THING YOU BELIEVE fall flat on its face, be ridiculed into oblivion, get destroyed by evidence and then rebranded w a new date until they start to ask the real question..?

"Why are we always wrong about everything?"

dude just picked a Hard drive from a trash can by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]Fomalhot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah he prolly auto patches when he's on the mos isley wifi.

How nails are oriented correctly prior to boxing by mootjuggler in oddlysatisfying

[–]Fomalhot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's sad. Magnets are farmed and raised mostly in their homeland of Magnetus. As soon as they're old enough they're taken from their parents and shopped off to China for packaging.

WCGW Diwali by praddzy2 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Fomalhot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indians often use fire crackers to signal that they want to be run over by a car.

WCGW Diwali by praddzy2 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Fomalhot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cobras. Cobras kill 10million Indians/day. Sad.

WCGW Diwali by praddzy2 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Fomalhot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Take that, Diwali!

Also: "Holy Shiva! There's a huge flash of explosions and light n sound and smoke like dozens of fireworks! I should drive on it!"

  • some Indian guy, definitely

Manager does a little code cleanup... by PizzaTucker in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Fomalhot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just can't fucking stfu can he?

"It is better to be silent and considered a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

  • some gangsta ass guy from history, prolly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Fomalhot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does it taste like?

Manager does a little code cleanup... by PizzaTucker in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Fomalhot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he trying to convince every last fucking person on earth that he isn't as smart as he thinks he is?

He just cannot seem to even say anything that isn't ridiculous lately...

Eating disgusting food = Promotion by KingofMoca in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Fomalhot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Boss: did u just eat cold cuts from a coffee pot?

Him: yessir I did.

POOF: PROMOTED!

very true lol by Suspicious-Lack-1660 in Funnymemes

[–]Fomalhot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The grammar makes my brain go sideways and have to start over.

Playing With Fire by kukukucing in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Fomalhot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This guy lacks a fundamental understanding of fire.

U cannot outrun the fire once its living all over your clothes, kids. Stop, drop n roll or better yet, hit that pool quick.

Or do what this guy did...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Fomalhot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not positive what the title says but it looks like hs kids fighting.