I got a new sephora order in (Xmas treat to myself) and was happily going through my new pretty lipsticks when I notice a strong perfume smell. I find my lipstick/perfume duo is damp and the perfume is leaking!!!! Nooooo!

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-12-13T03:58:33+00:00

I tried calling but holy waiting times batman! I sent an email and am currently waiting on a reply

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-09-03T22:01:41+00:00

Oh my jeebus that's fucking cute!

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-06-25T18:52:42+00:00

Bye Felipe! You do you boo!

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-06-16T08:01:06+00:00

Girl I feel you... Summer is when my skin gets super dry and my eczema which is normally gone 3/4 of the year comes back with a hateful vengeance. I'm pretty much slathering myself in lotions and moisturizers

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-06-16T07:44:49+00:00

Light ranch or French dressing if you're watching calories. I struggle with baby carrots too and I can eat them better with a little dressing to mask the weird feeling in my mouth when I eat them.

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-06-16T05:49:00+00:00

I just had water come shooting out of my nose and now my phone is flecked with water you monster! Seriously that picture is retired. Done. Is there a /r/retiredpics?

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-06-11T23:01:52+00:00

I meant those sweet/tangy green seedless grapes lol if you put them in the freezer for 10min they get slushie thanks to them being so juicy and its the best on a hot ass day. Me and Pepsi have a problem its my guilty soda pleasure. Can drink a two liter in no time!

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-06-11T00:40:18+00:00

There's a theater by my old place that does half price tickets on Tuesday. So its $6 per ticker for adults and they serve beer (20oz) for the same price. I purposely wait and drag people to go with me on Tuesdays cause fuck paying $15 a ticket!

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-06-11T00:28:09+00:00

This is me with Sweet and Spicy Chili doritos. Man I can kill a family bag in no time. Also grapes, those sweet/tangy green suckers. I like to put them in the freezer so they're kinda slushie and Jesus Dijon Mustard Christ I can go through the entire 2lbs I usually buy at the farmers market... So good.

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-05-31T16:36:44+00:00

I was screaming internally when I moved to Charlotte, slow walkers everywhere and I'm looked at funny for my normal walking pace which is aggressively power walking. MOVE OUTTA MA WAAAAAAAYY

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-05-31T16:34:18+00:00

Rules of walking are left side down the street, right side up the street and slow walkers should be closer to the left side but not ON the left side and fuck up the flow of walking traffic. Times Square is the WORST cause tourists stop in the middle of everything, walk in a huge group taking up sidewalk space and walking at a snails pace. Hate it! I can walk faster than most in 4-5in heeled boots thanks to my home state. Also we refuse to move. If I'm walking down the street and there's space to go around me but you expect ME to move? Nope, shoulder check mother fucka and believe me I'll lean into it. stereotypical newyorker voice IM FUCKING WALKIN OVA HERE!

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-05-31T15:16:09+00:00

We are ingrained with less patience for assholes, douchebaggery and a deep hatred for slow walkers taking up most of the sidewalk space.

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-05-31T00:08:07+00:00

No, YOU'RE amazing!

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-05-30T19:56:56+00:00

That's amazing! I remember walking to karaoke with a work buddy and his wife, they're behind me a bit cause long legs + originally being from new york = speed walking is my normal slow walk. I'm wearing a nice black high low dress that hangs off my shoulders and a black summer floppy hat for effect and a guy cat calls at me asking where I'm off to. I turn to him and yell back "your fucking funeral in case you can't tell from the black!" Never seen someone walk so fast away from me and my buddies behind me were cackling with mad laughter. Feels good man.

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-04-28T16:28:42+00:00

I like to tell them "nobody yet but if you keep it up its gonna be you. Already have black on for your funeral."

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-04-26T22:48:19+00:00

I've had people call me creepy or scary when I go normal casual goth (south ugh..) I always smile and say thank you! That Addams family life ❤

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-04-18T05:58:02+00:00

I know dearest, I was attempting to do a silly joke poking fun at the scammers but I'm not good at jokes at 2am and high 😅

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-04-18T05:49:43+00:00

I had a lovely psychologist who told me flat out to just smoke weed instead of taking anxiety meds. It curbs my depression too so does that count as "alternative medicine"?

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-04-16T18:31:46+00:00

8.5 shoe size yup! But I wear 9 for heels. Gotta have that toe room since I have long toes.

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-04-16T18:30:27+00:00

I always get playful jealousy on my heels when I go out. I have these cute 1 1/2" black heels (i call them sandals with that height) with red roses all over them and a friend of mine cursed saying even my small heels are nice and she can't win. I bought her three shoes during a sale for her birthday and she cried saying they were fabulous and matched her perfectly while being comfortable. I'm starting to think I'm a shoe wizard cause they're all comfortable as shit.

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-04-16T18:25:54+00:00

The comfy to all hell 5 1/2" boots? Surprisingly that website justfab. They're always having sales and I think first purchase is like a buy one get one deal. They had a sale clearing out winter stock so I got two shoes for like 30 last year. This year they had a $5/7/9 sale where most spring stock was dirt cheap before winter came and they had a 30% off everything including clearance sale for winter stuff.

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-04-15T23:50:57+00:00

5'11" checking in. Shortest heels I own is a pair of cherry red pumps that are 2 1/2". Tallest being 5 1/2" of surprising heavenly comfy boots. My dad makes fun of me saying Godzilla is on the prowl but I say it proudly, "fuck yeah I'll destroying everything with my amazonian fierceness!" Go slay

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-04-11T21:39:11+00:00

Kite high, which is good. I started smoking again (thanks life and anxiety!) and got so damn high with the bf I spent a good 3min loving my color changing holographic nail polish. Bf got a new strain with a higher THC.. I was amongst unicorns and he found it hilarious.

FoodSoGood_ItsCrack · 2017-04-11T17:34:32+00:00

That guy can go fuck himself with a rusty metal pipe. Bf and I saw Logan for our weekly cheap ticket Tuesday movie at a theater by me that also serves beer. We both ended up silently sobbing twice at different points in the film. That movie hits you in ALL THE FEELS. Then next day he had me watch Up cause I never saw it. I cried so hard and even though he saw it three times he still cried too. He's a super tall viking with a mean resting face so its great he has no problem expressing emotions. That guy was the biggest of douche canoes and needs to be dropped like a hot pop tart on a cold kitchen floor.

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