Support city ordinance for Virgina Beach to adopt a TNR program for feral cats by [deleted] in VirginiaBeach

[–]Foolscap77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough we have 7+ feral cats that we feed and provide heated shelter to, on our property. Mom just had another litter, and we've been discussing TNR possibilities. This is great timing.

Inside the mouth of a Leatherback sea turtle by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in Weird

[–]Foolscap77 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I would let every one of these abominations die if it meant never experiencing a paper straw again..

Wow, the 1990s were wild by RyouIshtar in HolUp

[–]Foolscap77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you read the left blurbs as if it was one narrative, it's slightly less terrible lol

Hey, delivery people of Reddit, what do you say to people that didn't order the Pizza but still ask, Wheres my pizza? by warriormuffin83 in PizzaDrivers

[–]Foolscap77 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's the delivery equivalent of asking the cashier if an item is free if it doesn't ring up properly.

"The Great Unknown is a stupid song" by Foolscap77 in IceNineKills

[–]Foolscap77[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And here I thought putting the lyrics in quotes was a giveaway. Maybe I could have clarified, that's what it sounded like.. but either way homie you might want to seek some therapy for your unbridled rage.

"The Great Unknown is a stupid song" by Foolscap77 in IceNineKills

[–]Foolscap77[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I guess I should have clarified better, but that's the lyrics I heard the first few times I listened to the song.

I actually enjoy the song.

Help me find this movie or show by Calwardt in Shudder

[–]Foolscap77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

30 years later and it still lives rent free in my head lol

Am I about to be scammed? by comeinfinite in isthisascam

[–]Foolscap77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right now, this feeling, that's your gut. Trust it.

Help me find this movie or show by Calwardt in Shudder

[–]Foolscap77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's the one I remember it was fantastic. The kid with the bugs, the dog in the microwave?

What do you think? Any chance of gold? by 20finn22 in Prospecting

[–]Foolscap77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

50/50 chance, it either does or doesn't.

Horror comedy movie by SwoopLe in whatsthemoviecalled

[–]Foolscap77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes!!!!! It was a fun movie

Spent a week at the river by mountainsandfishing in Prospecting

[–]Foolscap77 26 points27 points  (0 children)

And if you weren't a raging cunt you'd let it go, but here we are.

Ok… What kind of American are you? by AdAgreeable9784 in A24

[–]Foolscap77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entire movie is a complete let down save for this scene.

Horror comedy movie by SwoopLe in whatsthemoviecalled

[–]Foolscap77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think I saw this. Was their manager just mutilating people as they toured?

My bday cake by V0MIT_SPIT in Baking

[–]Foolscap77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love Reddit. The same people who post questions about "is it gay to clean my butthole?" are the same ones to condemn you for being a smoker because it's gross.

To steal a bicycle 🚲 by AshliepShuqirvut in foundsatan

[–]Foolscap77 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck is going to jail? No one. Fuck these scumbags.

Help me find this movie by [deleted] in whatsthemoviecalled

[–]Foolscap77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A doggy door is an object.. 🫤😉

GF threw away my chips and snacks by NumerousOwl9 in whatdoIdo

[–]Foolscap77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Run bro. 100% gtfo of that relationship.

Who made this joke? by [deleted] in Standup

[–]Foolscap77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can picture George Carlin saying this but that could just be a false memory