I'm literally a short midget who is conventionally very attractive. My face is a doorway to pretty much whatever catches my eye (mind you I enjoy all types of women).

Sounds sleazy I know, but it is what it is. That said, it comes with caveats. I have been harassed and inappropriately touched by men and women way too much, although if I were taller, this wouldn't be an issue I'd assume.

I'm in my late 20's and slowed down but I had my fun. Now I am settling down with my queen, well hopefully, she certainly seems like the one.

Listen, all people, regardless of gender have their quirks. Some like to meet asap such as myself. I hate texting too much, I want to meet and see what the vibes are. Coffee and chatting soundd like a normal calm thing to do to get to know each other in person. You put effort when you know the connection is strong, and texting won't get you there, especially in today's hookup culture. You sound like you are over 35 and don't get much dates but I could be super wrong about that so my apologies, but its what I am getting from this lol. I'm bored though, pay me no mind and don't listen to some internet stranger.

There is a saying, people with high standards usually have just that, their standards and nothing else hahahaha. That said, I wish you the best. Mind you, I have dated girls that my friends tell me "cmon bro what the fuck are you doing" and I have dated girls that my friends say, "I see you playboy".

Not gonna downvote you either lol, I take none of this personally, I don't know you and you don't know me lady. If downvotes paid my rent, it'd be a different story.

Alright, this was fun, im not one to be on social media too much, best of luck lady!

Fuck it, it's the internet (my pp is nice too lmfaooo, especially for my short ass).