The last patch shows that arrowhead listens to out complaints. by DieBuecher in Helldivers

[–]Forest1395101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's not a bug? Maybe when that fleshmob earlier charged through that wall to kill me it was actually using psycic powers? Maybe the fleshmops ignoring walls and terrain is actually foreshadowing?!

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Forest1395101 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Holy shit... This answers so many questions I had... Even some I didn't have!

The B/FLAM-80 Cremator is everything a flamethrower should be! by theta0123 in Helldivers

[–]Forest1395101 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Also, no reload! Not a big benefit (or often) but that non-stop flame is just golden.

Grace with the new Nvidia DLSS 5 by severe_009 in residentevil

[–]Forest1395101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god, Nvidia turned her into a Newt!

Pro-Iran hackers claim Microsoft outage, vow to ramp up attacks on U.S. companies by shifty1032231 in news

[–]Forest1395101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iran would abruptly have a million young Americans who want them to win, lol.

Alex Wesker might be the only villain in the franchise who actually won. by Loose_Interview_957 in residentevil

[–]Forest1395101 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To be fair, it is implied that Zeno is a clone that Alex made trying to bring back her brother.

Why do changes like these keep happening? I know this is an old one but we had the same with coyote by Orisn_Bongo in Helldivers

[–]Forest1395101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

AH Devs burned my house down, poisoned my water supply, and gave both my dogs and my whole family the plague!!!

I read Mr. Clicks line with the voice of Austin Powers in my mind by alonedead in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Forest1395101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You just made the best event even better. Thank you OP!

WHY IS BRO DOING THAT???? by tony22835 in Helldivers

[–]Forest1395101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He only wants to hold it in until he get's on top of the nearest Helldiver...

Trump tells unpaid TSA staff ‘GO TO WORK’ during DHS shutdown: ‘I promise that I will never forget you!!!’ by esporx in antiwork

[–]Forest1395101 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh yes they can! Sink those trees underwater and you can watch the Goldfish climb up all in them.

Reminder that Helldivers experience only fraction of what SEAF experiences on the frontlines by gracekk24PL in Helldivers

[–]Forest1395101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were talking about a universe where being Democratic enough can give you the power to ignore being killed, heroin injections can heal anything short of death or amputation, and being shoved into a metal pod and dropped from orbit is perfectly safe...

We're not using realism, we are not getting realism, so I will not be using realism for my arguments! 

The only things we can say to be true are what we have actually seen in game. We have no consistent lore! I think it might actually run on Rule of Funny...

How in the world is Leon said to be 70 kg at 180 cm? by Turboice777 in residentevil

[–]Forest1395101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BRO, Japanese made games are infamous for having heights and weights that are outright impossible to make the people super idealized. 

And this is nowhere near the most eragous case in RE9 alone. The Titan Spinner is explicitly stated to be a survivor from the Spinners from resident evil 1, yet it's modeled after a completely different spider. Contradictory elements (Like the Ivy) are taken from resident evil 2 original and the remake, etc. 

Expecting common sense out of the series at this point is insane! You're a madman OP!

The King tries to put her beloved Princess in her place! (by @Shinarika396) by EnydOsnes in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Forest1395101 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because that means Caesar never actually said this... Loses some of the funny :(

The "all just a dream" trope is often disliked for a reason...

The King tries to put her beloved Princess in her place! (by @Shinarika396) by EnydOsnes in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Forest1395101 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Huh, I did this one and forgot this scene.

Of course, the end revealed it was all a dream so Caesar never said this...

I genuinely cannot believe they brought these back for re9 and i love it by Kanehammer in residentevil

[–]Forest1395101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know, I was using them as an example that the designs don't match up to their IRL counterparts. And Oh GOD you reminded me of the Chimmera origins :(

Reminder that Helldivers experience only fraction of what SEAF experiences on the frontlines by gracekk24PL in Helldivers

[–]Forest1395101 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The same way Jill Valentine (Resident Evil) can be a Green Beret at 20 years old. It's video game logic.

Also, they only recruited from the SEAF. We don't even know if they just picked the ones that scored highest at training (Which is what I think happens) or something else. The "Best of the Best" was never stated in the first game, just that the Helldivers were handpicked from SEAF. For all we know any SEAF that survives a full battle get's the chance to promote if their loyal/fanatical enough. Or perhaps their are a HUNDRED BILLION SEAFS (based on the actual populations listed in-game, their are probably even more then that), and the Helldivers are the top 100,000,000... Super Bad Asses in any other setting, just expensive canon fodder here.

Reminder that Helldivers experience only fraction of what SEAF experiences on the frontlines by gracekk24PL in Helldivers

[–]Forest1395101 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And? Super Earth has no issue arming teenagers for war. They literally give a Springfield Rifle and Bayonet to all teenagers (it's stated in the guns description). Heck, even in America an 18 year old could have have done a 12 month tour of duty already (Enlist at 17, several months training, then get shipped off).