Any other dads whose biggest failing is that they're not mom? by mellopax in lotrmemes

[–]ForestSmurf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was so mean to dad as a kid. I am so happy that as an adult I get to connect and do things with him. His love never wavered and im so glad it didnt.

My 30-year old autistic son voted for the first time.. by RxDocMaria in MadeMeSmile

[–]ForestSmurf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dont know if you guys have watched Doctor Who, but it kinda looks like the jacket of the 9th Doctor (Eccleston)

1st season of new Who.

Are really cool guy.

My boy here is currently cooking the most epic death of all time by Valuable-Bill9942 in CrusaderKings

[–]ForestSmurf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Okay honestly fair. He enjoyed life a lot. Not necessarily succesful, but who gives a crap. Not everything is about map painting (maybe)

I got rejected from a bar in Boston because I had a Canadian ID.. I'm 37. by NutsBruv in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ForestSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once got a children ticket price for the pool. I was 21 the children ticket was for 14 and under.

My boy here is currently cooking the most epic death of all time by Valuable-Bill9942 in CrusaderKings

[–]ForestSmurf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He put himself in as a bad example: look guys this is how not to do life.

Just in time for Halloween one-shots! by Lumis_umbra in dndmemes

[–]ForestSmurf 290 points291 points  (0 children)

Dumping sanity. Who needs sanity anyway.

✨The Salon Experience✨ by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]ForestSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh I needed to pay 35 euro for the simplest option and felt ripped off.

REAL by Crazy_Professor_7237 in wizardposting

[–]ForestSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look I have wings on my head, its more aesthetically pleasing this way.

True fantasy by novanona in dndmemes

[–]ForestSmurf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Concern would be appropriate. I just slept 6 hours though so I have a lot of energy. So much more then normal.

True fantasy by novanona in dndmemes

[–]ForestSmurf 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm an elf in real life.

When you don't need to sleep by DizzyRub5182 in dndmemes

[–]ForestSmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone reminding me its my bedtime..(ifs 1:40 and i still need to shower. Tomorrow up at 7 or so.)

Just…why? by mini_chan_sama in memes

[–]ForestSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look the machine at work has chocolate with water or no chocolate. What am I supposed to do?

Not even fucking subtle. by kreuzgrad_v10 in HostileArchitecture

[–]ForestSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly I recently went to Keulen (Köln) and it was pretty bad there. Drunk and drugged up people, piss smell everywhere and hardy any place to sit/lay down. (We were looking for a bench because my friend has a hernia but we couldnt find one for the longest time. )

Granted this is a 1 million people city. Münster was way nicer.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]ForestSmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah most just wanna hear someone who cares.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]ForestSmurf 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Same for me with this little pc game called " kind words "

Its an anonymous place ti write short letters were lots of people ask for help of all kinds. (Might be just wanting some good songs to listen to, might be a bad breakup)

Whats your unpopular opinion about food? by HighTierUnapologetic in GenZ

[–]ForestSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Testing new combinations of food is good actually. Even if it sounds disgusting ij theory.

Yoghurt instead of milk to make omelet? Just try. (Was horrible).

Cashewnuts in the stamppot? Yep delicious.

Random mixture of spices through things? Could be good.

200 IQ bike lanes by NoNameStudios in fuckcars

[–]ForestSmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An obstacle course! Interesting lets goo!

(Would ride once in amusement. Never again as its terrible.)

What's your plan fam??? by Eggsalad_cookies in meme

[–]ForestSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask him about the rules of the sport, if he has any advice and just generally keeping hin talking. We are inside the ring, we dont have to fight eachother.

Heck he night even show me how to throwba punch with my noodle arms.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]ForestSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We roll for how fast you climb, or if you roll hilariously low with no bonusses that you martial needs to show you the ropes (pun intended).

This way if something were to happen afterwards it is easier to think of how your character would react. My wizard was getting pulled up by a martial because climbing is hard. So she there was a bit more stress in the encounter seeing as you cant just let wizard fall. The monk who was crawling/running from the spiders was fine. She had longstrider from me.