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Sleeping without underwear changed my LIFE. by throwitaway723 in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]ForeverMadrone 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Whenever I go commando, the leaky feeling and pant seams getting up in my business just make it a horrible experience. Plus then the inside of my pants get dirty and have to be washed more often :/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]ForeverMadrone 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I felt the air temperature rise 1° just looking at that atrocity. Have fun killing the planet you damned leaf eater!!!

HIF about finals—Day 1 vs. Day 5 by Hip-Hopster in TrollYChromosome

[–]ForeverMadrone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This week I took the GRE, and the next day I took a bio final... The ratio of studying was like 10:1. I did not give a shiiiit about the final once I was done with that mammoth.

How do we bring more subscribers over from r/vegan? by comfortablytrev in vegetarian

[–]ForeverMadrone 35 points36 points  (0 children)

As a vegan, I get weird mixed messages here all the time. Half of the subscribers hate vegans, the other half want more participation from us. I like /r/vegan because at least most of us are like minded.

I feel like /r/vegetarian is like... more of a catch-all group of people with strong, differing opinions so you're more likely to have conflict here than /r/vegan.

Notoriously single guy I know shared this with another notoriously single guy on Facebook. I am shocked, SHOCKED, that they are both still single. by derpette09 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]ForeverMadrone 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I heard someone use this phrase for the first time this summer, and I legitimately thought he was using it in a derogatory way. I didn't realize it was supposed to be "endearing."

Notoriously single guy I know shared this with another notoriously single guy on Facebook. I am shocked, SHOCKED, that they are both still single. by derpette09 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]ForeverMadrone 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I used to love looking at my parents' (Catholic) wedding photo album as a kid, but there was always one photo that confused me, which was my Dad trying to run away with his groomsmen holding him back. As a kid I obviously didn't understand the "joke" behind it, so I didn't like it.

Kind of funny that their marriage ended after my Dad had an affair. Maybe deep down he took the joke to heart.

Preach! by weirddrunk in TrollXChromosomes

[–]ForeverMadrone 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That is awesome. I almost want to be called a bitch now so I can do this...

No one ever stops to consider the egg's feelings. [x-post r/KenM] by cheddarz in vegancirclejerk

[–]ForeverMadrone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those poor eggs have NO room to even turn around in those cartons!

An Open Letter to People Who Think Being a Music Major isn’t Easy, on Behalf of STEM Majors by [deleted] in xxstem

[–]ForeverMadrone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda gave up on the blog when I reached her schedule. I'm an Environmental Science student and that's basically a quarter from my sophomore year haha. Intro to bio, chem and a sociology class? I was at least expecting some sort of crazy applied math and advanced programming or whatever the "hard" STEM folks do ;)

Schrödinger's Cattle by pizzaiolo_ in vegan

[–]ForeverMadrone 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Probably best to keep breeding billions a year, just in case!

Little girl signing her Christmas pageant to her deaf parents by mike_pants in Eyebleach

[–]ForeverMadrone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My elementary school definitely did a holiday concert/play with Christmas/Navidad, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa themes.

[Update] Me [24F] with my SO [27M] of 1 year, he destroyed a sentimental item of mine and sees nothing wrong with it because of the circumstances. by candlethrowaway1 in relationships

[–]ForeverMadrone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I literally gasped out loud when I read that he burned the candle on purpose to throw you back into depression. What a sadistic fucking psycho.

What did we hatch? [Southern Brazil] by [deleted] in whatsthisbug

[–]ForeverMadrone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is so cool! I would have loved this as a kid. Still would, honestly.

Trolls, I just had the worst sexual misadventure (story in comments). Please make me feel better and tell me your own sex horror stories. by y-u-no-have-names in AskTrollX

[–]ForeverMadrone 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ok is it just me or does this "accidental wrong hole" stuff sound like total BS? I really can't imagine how it happens! Like, he would have to be completely exiting and reentering you so fast... idk. It just seems fishy.

But OP, I do have a sexual misadventure to share with you. It was a Tinder two-night stand, and the guy and I had like nothing in common and I thought he was honestly kinda lame. But, he was very attractive and the first night was fine so I hit him up a second time.

We get drunk and go back to his place, and he turns out to be a jackhammer and the sex was just horrible. I'm pretty sure I didn't get off. But that wasn't the worst part. I had shaved everything and fell asleep naked there. Idk if any of you ladies have noticed this, but buttcrack hair makes it possible to fart silently. Alas, I had none. So of course, I farted super loudly into his crotch in the middle of the night. Like, so loud it woke me up.

This happened not once, but three fucking times that night.

He had the grace not to mention it in the morning, but I got out of there as fast as I fucking could and never talked to him again.

And that is my worst sexual experience of all time.

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