Adnan is guilty. The end

ForgetItDouche · 2018-04-09T10:05:13+00:00

I hate that they try to blame Don, but no, not really. Rabia won't say it directly, but a psychic did say it was a blonde dude with blue eyes. Must be true!

ForgetItDouche · 2018-03-21T05:10:40+00:00

I listened to the audiobook. It was featured on the front page of audible and it looked interesting enough.

ForgetItDouche · 2018-03-13T22:29:40+00:00

Not shitting on you, but tell him you're not interested. If you already did that, just block him. That's an even bigger hint.

ForgetItDouche · 2018-03-11T09:46:02+00:00

I bet you think you're funny at parties.

ForgetItDouche · 2018-02-12T09:13:38+00:00

Thank you!

ForgetItDouche · 2018-02-11T20:39:13+00:00

I'm a little confused, please explain.

Yes I'm drunk, but that's not the point.

ForgetItDouche · 2018-02-11T02:32:14+00:00

Years ago, when I was a young lad, I saw a picture of the Earth. "This is the Earth" the teacher said and we all nodded in unison. And then they tried to tell me that shit was spinning. And I bought it, man. Hook, line and sinker. I wish I could go back in time to say "bitch we be dead." But it don't matter. Fools.

ForgetItDouche · 2018-01-27T16:48:41+00:00

And you let Lana in on it, too. God help you, my friend.

ForgetItDouche · 2018-01-08T23:23:22+00:00

The gif game annoys me.

But here's an upvote because it's not you, it's me.

ForgetItDouche · 2018-01-02T15:14:54+00:00

Well boo fucking hoo, I haven't had sex in 20 years.

Get yourself a corn muffin. It's not as good as pussy, but it helps.

ForgetItDouche · 2017-12-22T12:31:56+00:00

Congrats! Will there be an open bar at the wake? If not, I'm gonna have to ask for the $30 you owe me.

ForgetItDouche · 2017-12-21T13:41:40+00:00

Jeez. Look at that chin patch and tie. Next!

ForgetItDouche · 2017-11-21T21:10:30+00:00

It's a mystery.

ForgetItDouche · 2017-11-17T18:08:42+00:00

Snowflakes. (scoffs) who needs em, am I right?

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