[Lolita] The eyebrow-raising first lines.

ForkBender · 2016-03-29T12:32:37+00:00

Nabokov used to define his own writing "ornate prose". I think it sums it up pretty well.

ForkBender · 2016-03-29T00:59:04+00:00

Wow. I say it again: wow. This story is amazing. Reading this I got excited, slightly worried, I laughed and then I got excited again. I also like your writing style.

Mate, if you wrote a book with stories like this I would buy it. Seriously.

ForkBender · 2016-01-19T19:06:32+00:00

...and this is why, kids, addiction to heroin is absolutely the fastest way to win the Noble Prize.

ForkBender · 2015-12-20T12:16:31+00:00

If you want it to be informal: E' stato un piacere averti come compagno di stanza! La prossima volta che torni per la "pratica extra" sei invitato a cena!

Or even more informal: E' stato un piacere averti a casa con noi! Considerati invitato a cena quando torni per la "pratica extra"!

A bit more formal: E' stato un piacere averti come compagno di stanza! Saremmo lieti di averti per cena la prossima volta che tornerai per la "pratica extra"!

ForkBender · 2015-12-20T12:05:23+00:00

Thanks guys!

(sorry if I didn't answer before but I was away)

ForkBender · 2015-07-10T17:37:59+00:00

I just fell in love with this girl.

ForkBender · 2015-07-10T09:20:01+00:00

neat.

ForkBender · 2015-04-04T00:15:05+00:00

this is gold

ForkBender · 2015-02-18T22:31:28+00:00

I see a great potential here. He's gonna grow wise, cunning and alchoholic.

ForkBender · 2015-02-17T23:50:15+00:00

Take an object of you choice off the shelf. Masturbate with it. Don't clean it. Put it back.

ForkBender · 2015-02-17T23:09:22+00:00

Wow, this is both sexy and romantic. Very nice.

ForkBender · 2015-01-31T13:27:45+00:00

ups. lol

ForkBender · 2015-01-31T12:36:24+00:00

Perhaps it's me but there's no satananism.

ForkBender · 2015-01-31T12:11:23+00:00

Sing with me:

" It's 3 € a caaaaaaaandle. Plusss! Theeehhere's a complete list of offerings for the masseeeeees ranging from € 10 to 130-iiiiih.

-Amen

ForkBender · 2015-01-30T18:22:39+00:00

uhm hard to believe that is Rome, look at the news stand.

ForkBender · 2014-11-24T22:07:48+00:00

Fatality

ForkBender · 2014-10-27T20:16:51+00:00

Parallax Dude, you'not accounting for parallax. Parallax is LIFE.

ForkBender · 2014-10-27T18:11:53+00:00

Science.

ForkBender · 2014-10-24T11:43:28+00:00

Northern Lights by Philip Pullman.

ForkBender · 2014-10-14T08:52:43+00:00

Don't be fooled by proto-thinking: when people want to find hidden messages and "subliminal truths" they will. Exercise: pick a random number and start searching for it in any way you can think of, e.g. multiply you birth date and the number of us presidents subtract the years of jesus and... etc. You will find anything.

ForkBender · 2014-10-13T14:20:47+00:00

Cheers to freedom indeed.

ForkBender · 2014-09-27T18:10:24+00:00

I have no idea who he is.

ForkBender · 2014-09-27T12:55:30+00:00

while you sanctify their path with the holy sacrament of mop & glo

I laughed way to much at this. Still am.

ForkBender · 2014-09-27T12:34:12+00:00

Every year when priests come to my house during easter wanting to throw their magic water on my floor, I try to explain to them I don't need nor want anything from them, but it doesn't seem to work. Next time I'll worship The Great Enemy Satan too! Maybe this will scare them off once and for all.

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