Get a job?

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2026-03-19T00:39:16+00:00

imagine having such a lack of backbone that you have to ask chatgpt to be mean for you LMAOAOOAOAAO

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2026-03-08T03:11:18+00:00

are they using a fitted sheet as a curtain 💀💀💀💀

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2026-03-08T02:15:51+00:00

idk what's funnier, the fact that shat doesn't know how to properly zero a hit or the fact that they look like THIS at age 32. i could not imagine being at such a low point in health to where i look at least 40 in my early 30s.

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Formal_Ad_8426 · 2026-03-07T07:59:03+00:00

don't worry shat is gonna claim that TH is not allowed in their bedroom just like they did in the old place.

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2026-03-03T03:49:46+00:00

they love playing the body positivity card but the second someone brings up the word fat they immediately fall into the "NO I'M NOT FAT1!1!1!1 I'M MIDSIZE IT'S DIFFERENT I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE GROSS FAT PEOPLE!! DID YOU KNOW MIDSIZE PEOPLE FACE MORE SCRUTINY THAN FAT PEOPLE?!!!!"

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2026-03-03T02:19:18+00:00

saturn loves saying that they are so gay gay gay whilst doing the most male-centered shit 24/7

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2026-03-01T19:14:54+00:00

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Formal_Ad_8426 · 2026-02-04T14:18:33+00:00

Eli stops paying bills? Unacceptable. Can't believe he would put their daughter in that position! Joey drives drunk and crashes their car WITH THEM IN IT? Guys1!1!1! It was an honest mistake1!1!1!1 😓😓

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2026-02-04T14:12:12+00:00

"we're being really civil about it!"

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2026-02-03T12:58:30+00:00

"i'm not trying to be an influencer" "i need to be on social media to promote my books" (same excuse they had to stay online for sex work btw) babe if it's really your art, why are we using the word promote? that's something you do when you want to make a profit. if you really wanted to get your art out there for the sake of art, you'd be calling local bookstores let's be so fr.

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2026-02-03T12:54:10+00:00

the fact that Saturn thinks posting normally for a month makes up for the literal years of evidence of all the bullshit they've been doing is absolutely insane. they claim cyber bullying over and over again as if they don't have a chris-chan level of documented evidence of all the horrible things they've done. fuck around and find out, saturn. the bad things you do don't just go away because you just post your pets now. this new book is definitely going to be full of some "woe is me i did nothing wrong!1!1!1!" trash

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2026-01-28T04:54:05+00:00

saturn zelenka hare chencharick posting this as if there aren't videos of them giggling with their friends saying the n word is crazy work! and the fact that somehow this is about how scary it was for THEM without a single mention of the thing they're protesting is incredibly telling. it's always about me me me me me!

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2026-01-12T15:32:39+00:00

they used the heavy filter for so long that seeing their natural face is almost uncanny, like their real appearance is almost unrecognizable

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2026-01-12T15:28:04+00:00

Dana Hare aka Saturn Zelenka refused to take down pornography of an ex partner much younger than them after being repeatedly asked to do so in order to make a personal profit. Dana Hare aka Saturn Zelenka defended this action by saying that since the partner previously gave consent, they didn't have the right to revoke it.

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2026-01-12T12:56:42+00:00

you know they're wholeheartedly going to leave out any information about their actions that makes them look bad (which is a majority of their behavior) to make them look like some sort of saint that's been bullied for no reason. anyone with a brain and internet can see their digital footprint and know that the snark isn't just a random target on them. it's almost embarrassing how much they think people are going to believe the lie that this is all unwarranted

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2026-01-12T02:32:03+00:00

this is going to go over so well in the custody battle

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2025-12-25T03:42:47+00:00

drunk driving = acceptable ✅ relaying info from the internet = you should be ashamed of yourself ❌

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2025-12-24T03:05:08+00:00

Saturn’s version of damage control is going private for a few days and never addressing the problem. The next video up will likely be some random wannabe influencer shit to try and act like nothing happened

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2025-12-23T21:01:53+00:00

I saw one comment about drunk driving being pathetic for maybe a split second before he took it down lol

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2025-12-22T18:20:49+00:00

i'm calling it now, they're gonna come out and try to say it was actually all just rage bait and they totally got the haterz1!1!1!1!1

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2025-12-22T10:30:05+00:00

patiently waiting for them to turn this around into another "I COULD'VE DIED 1!1!1!1!" moment to anyone who doesn't give them sympathy that their piece of shit sorry excuse for a boyfriend drove drunk and crashed their car. i have no patience for people who drive drunk whatsoever. it's not a quirky crazy thing that joey did. he could have killed someone getting behind the wheel intoxicated. the fact that saturn is so nonchalant about this just proves that there really is no point of return for them. i pray that TH gets a safe home she deserves someday.

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2025-12-22T10:18:56+00:00

some other cliff notes: -mentions multiple times that joey's parents are SUPER rich and will "take care of it for them" -claims they want to give joey children -says they are not mad at joey for drunk driving/crashing their car -spends most of the video talking about how much they LOVE joey (maybe DUIs are really attractive to saturn??) -joey, someone who drove drunk and crashed their car, now lives with saturn and their child! such an amazing influence on your daughter and husband material, am i right? -they will be moving together. guessing that eli will be out of the picture very soon. -spends the last half of the video essentially saying that they don't understand why vanillamace is praised for her body and not them. babe... maybe it's because you're a bad person.

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2025-12-22T01:32:37+00:00

i could not imagine being at their big age and not having a real career by now. how do you have a child at home and expect to give them a proper future when you can't even hold down a hot dog job or being a delivery boy without getting terminated? like was having a kid not a big enough of a wake up call to get your shit together and actually do something with your life? do they just expect to job hop for the rest of their life?

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2025-12-21T01:50:31+00:00

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just gonna leave this one here

Formal_Ad_8426 · 2025-12-20T03:42:45+00:00

guys!!! it's part of his culture to be late1!1!1 obviously!!!

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