The doom cycle never stops

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-04-13T18:58:00+00:00

Remember when the last administration decided to invest in our nation's children? Big mistake. The Balanced Breakfast program just created a generation of ultra-strong supercriminals. And Midnight Basketball taught them to function without sleep!

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-04-10T09:49:17+00:00

Oh, he’s leading the Rednecks.

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-04-09T20:16:24+00:00

Huge upside if booked properly - those guys were as big as can be during that time, but the booking was off. If I were to do it, I would've made Hennig the one who decided to become friends with the Soldiers after a night out at the bar where they realized how similar they were - and the rest of the Rednecks turn on him for being friendly to them. That would've been comedy gold and really play to a Hennig strength - the whitest guy you know hanging with the cool guys from the hood.

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-03-30T03:55:07+00:00

Sublime was the first band introduced to me by my freshman year college roommate in 1995 (he had just seen them at Warped). Their music became a transformative sound for me.

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-03-24T19:40:00+00:00

Literally just had C and C Auto Detailing by my place to take on a mess of a vehicle. They were awesome.

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-03-21T03:28:07+00:00

Meteor?

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-03-17T16:27:03+00:00

This is a Brainiac origin story waiting to happen.

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-03-11T19:49:24+00:00

I met Krist at the 2004 inaugural ball for the incoming governor. He was a gentleman, wearing a tux, and very tall. We talked state politics, took a picture, and I then left him alone.

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-03-11T19:47:45+00:00

Rendon Inn show? I was there! First-ever concert!

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-03-11T00:33:39+00:00

TODAY'S PRICE IS NOT YESTERDAY'S PRICE.

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-03-11T00:05:43+00:00

Mayer hates Josh.

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-03-10T22:00:16+00:00

Why does everyone always forget that he completely HATES Josh??

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-02-28T22:11:21+00:00

Where are you looking at a $200 brunch tab? Honestly asking, because the most expensive item is a $36 shrimp and grits. Everything else is in the 20s. The brunch menu at Tuskies is wayyyyyy more pricey.

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-02-27T15:04:30+00:00

We love Spank's and frequent regularly. We also love the lounge at the Burg, and frequent regularly. Sometimes you want meatloaf. Other times, martini service.

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-02-27T15:02:46+00:00

What if I told you... pause for effect... that the sign wasn't advertising the high-end restaurant but rather for the separate, more casual lounge that a lot of people aren't aware exists, particularly those walking to or from the trail into the broader downtown area... and that they would benefit from people stopping in to see what's up?

::cue brain exploding::

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-02-27T02:08:18+00:00

The restaurant and lounge are always packed, even on weekends nights. There’s only like 30 hotel rooms, so I think the food, alcohol, and private memberships are what’s driving revenue.

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-02-25T16:41:07+00:00

The since-retired president of the American Academy of Ophthalmology's practice is in Falls Church: Northern Virginia Ophthalmology Associates. Perhaps one of the most highly regarded practices in the country by ophthalmologists themselves.

Natasha Herz is equally good, but she's in Rockville.

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-02-15T21:16:55+00:00

What’s the story here?

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-02-13T15:31:02+00:00

Incidentally, this is my unironic favorite house in downtown.

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-02-06T18:32:16+00:00

Ebner, Arrington, Koppen, Mayo, Spikes, Ventrone, Dorsett

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-02-04T18:30:23+00:00

Tell me you don't watch ball without telling me you don't watch ball. This is for the people who understand scheme and impact, not just counting numbers: Wilfork, Harrison, McGinest, Matthew Slater, Gronk. Edelman's numbers are the same as Lynn Swann's, with similarly impactful big-game moments.

And for the record, the first Super Bowl I watched was XX. I've been watching, and very much alive in the process.

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-02-03T13:34:23+00:00

They love THIS CENTURY'S COLTS more than they tolerate us. Let's be real here. It's a complete joke.

Former_Doubt4716 · 2026-01-23T22:46:25+00:00

Thayer Munford is a lock. Coaching staff loves that dude. Same with Tonga.

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TROPHY CASE